Craig T. Nelson

Inventor of the mechanical pencil AND seedless watermelon.

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@zappa There are not enough released versions of “Road Ladies”

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@WrestlingNewsCo Noooooo!!!!

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@hodgetwins These people must be eliminated

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@fatwreckchords I ordered the #NoUseForAName box set and it arrived carefully packaged and in perfect condition. The records sound awesome and the color variants are badass. Thanks!! #fat

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@IAmJericho were you wearing your jacket you wore for the #Kuarantine video last night? Looks like something from the Revenge album.

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Is @franklproject still an active band?

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@BJLisko @flattopjunction I’m listening to “So Far, So Good...So What?” Besides having my favorite riff in ‘Set The World on Fire’— I’d say this is probably the weakest album of the first 4. #megadeth

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@SierraChzburg

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@ZickyDice What a heel!

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@TidyCats Gosh, I have these two cats and they sure do poop and pee a lot. Are there any sweepstakes going on? I could use Free #TidyCat for a year. #askingnicely

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@starkmanjones @AEW They don’t call him the #StrokeDaddy for nothin’!

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@BJLisko @flattopjunction @kiss I’d probably go Asylum. As I like Bruce’s playing more than St. John. Hot in the Shade has some bangers... but also some clunkers.

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@LanceStorm He’s trying to get over by silently giving the Dolph Ziggler treatment. “I’m underrated and over looked!”

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@sixfeetofficial N’yuk N’yuk

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The Matt Jackson PB&J smoothie. Ooooo-Yeeeah! #bte #aew @flattopjunction

[taz @OfficialTAZ]

Welp, if you took an exit poll of pro wrestlers & stuntmen/stuntwoman just on this clip on if this is “real or not”…I’m pretty sure I know what they would say. lol

[The Burning Cleaver Butch Williams @andycomplains]

Pro wrestling is fucking sick!

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@TheJuggernaut88 Burn it down