Dave

Defeated combat sports athlete

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Don’t worry about your A levels. I got C,D,U and my life is really good 😉

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Don’t worry about your A level results. I got C D U and I own an iPad

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Me explaining to interviewers why they should hire me over candidates who actually deserve the job

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Me showing up to the holylands movie tn

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@SexuallyAdept12

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

ChatGPT and I are so locked in this semester. 🤖🤝🕺

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@SexuallyAdept12 Feelin like Willy wonka in this chocolate factory (lecture I skipped)

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Goodnight e-friends 🥱❤️

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@SexuallyAdept12 @mancityesports @EASPORTSFC @ManCity Objective?

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@PirunhaPluntt No bro green is better

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Anyone going freshers tn mush?

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@SexuallyAdept12

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Can anyone lend me a golden apple

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Don’t worry about your A levels. I got C D U and I’m still alive

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@ciaran_gough4 11 probably. Then I’ll go home shower and get the Boojum

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Anyone wanna get a Boojum for lunch tomorrow?

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

@ciaran_gough4 1pm? I might go for a run in the morning to empty my belly before

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Me trying not to mention squid games to the Korean guy I just met

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Why does no one say minger anymore #bringbackminger

[Dave @DAVEMUFC442]

Does anyone have a machine that can crush me into a fine paste?