David Eckstein's Burner

2x World Series Champ

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@RaySizzem Greens were running slow but it's not a secret that you don't have mitts #HandsSweep

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

FINAL FROM EISENHOWER:

#HandsTeam 81 - 84 Team @RaySizzem

The brooms are out after the good guys bring the brooms on the 4-0 sweep🧹🧹🧹🧹

💰 #HandsTeam -2.5 (-105)

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

Prediction winners need to get the winning team correct and the stroke difference as well.

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

Gameday vs @RaySizzem !!

The #HandsTeam is locked in and ready to play. @RaySizzem is currently dead drunk on my chair! Will he get carried by his teammate tomorrow, or will the #HandsTeam cover the spread?

Send predictions in the comments, winner gets a $5 Venmo!

[Uncle Jimbo @unclejimbo21]

Not gonna say the amount but Jimbo is gonna be like this after this US masterclass

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

David is coming home with a healthy profit in his wallet!!! @RaySizzem got absolutely smoked! Hate to see it!

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

It's gamble o clock! David is ready to play some blackjack! 2️⃣1️⃣

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

It's gamble o clock! David is ready to play some blackjack! 2️⃣1️⃣

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@RaySizzem Ray, let's conspire to hijack the blackjack dealer. We can steal all the chips without having to do any math! #MoneyMerchant #TwentyOne

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

It's spelled "traitor", you illiterate! Maybe someone needs to teach you a thing or two. Non-zero chance of a spelling bee tonight at the Eckstein residence after the #Casino #WinningBigTn

[Ray Sizzem @RaySizzem]

BREAKING: @DaveoEcks is a traitor to the USA. Treasonous Terrorists must be deported immediately!

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@bfitzgerald_12 Lovely. Happy Friday. No one has gotten on my nerves yet. David is hitting the blackjack table later. Hopefully, he will attain financial freedom #2WeekNotice #HighRoller

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@RaySizzem when the #HandsTeam goes up and down on 18 to take money out of his pocket for the third straight match!

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@bfitzgerald_12 Fliff? Are you 19 years old?

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

FIXTURE UPDATE:
Facilities and time regarding installment 4 of #TheMatch against @RaySizzem have been updated due to projected PM weather.

New location📍: Eisenhower
New time 🕚: 11:00am

#HandsTeam

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

BREAKING NEWS:

@RaySizzem and partner have officially challenged the #HandsTeam to a scheduled Game 4 in #TheMatch series.

DETAILS:

📍 Oak Creek
🕚 2:20pm on Sunday, June 14
⛳️ 18 holes, 2v2 scramble
💰 Undefeated Champions -2.5

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

The Rozempic allegations might have gotten to him

[“Cordell” Woodland @CordellWoodland]

Roquan Smith on Jesse Minter “Very excited to have Coach Minter here. It’s a great opportunity for all of us to show who we are.”

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@RaySizzem "Made with AI"

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@unclejimbo21 @RaySizzem Jimbo, I have not received a formal correspondence regarding the Pine Ridge Invitational. Please make sure I am on your address list moving forward. David is ready to compete in the Classic 5 and work towards a Grand Slam

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

BREAKING NEWS:

@RaySizzem and partner have officially challenged the #HandsTeam to a scheduled Game 4 in #TheMatch series.

DETAILS:

📍 Oak Creek
🕚 2:20pm on Sunday, June 14
⛳️ 18 holes, 2v2 scramble
💰 Undefeated Champions -2.5

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@peacock_re80748 @RaySizzem 3-0 #HandsTeam
-Game 1 (Walden): Win by 9 strokes, going up and down on 18 to avoid losing the press.
-Game 2 (Renditions): Win by 1 stroke, going up and down on 18 to gain two strokes.
-Game 3 (Faurway Hills): Win by 1 stroke, going up and down on 18 to gain two strokes.

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

@RaySizzem #HandsTeamIn4

[David Eckstein's Burner @DaveoEcks]

OUTLOOK:
The #HandsTeam has grade-A experience in this course (standing PB by one team member), excelling in finding fairways, carrying hazards, GIRs, and one-putts. David "ball compressor" Eckstein will mark his calendar to witness the fourth existence of taking out @RaySizzem