Dave Orchard

Bath Rugby Enthusiast, Incorrigable Grouch and Wannabe Rock Star

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

@brianmoore666 Pretty much any docu by Ken Burns.

[Alex Beresford @alexberesfordTV]

Was a pleasure to share the screen with Foxy on tonight’s show along the Kennet and Avon Canal.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

The Trump box. Uncanny

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Dog is fitted with prosthetic legs and couldn't look happier about it 👏❤
https://t.co/eZHoNUNED0

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

RIP to next door neighbour, Napier John Allsopp, Engineer, Carpenter, Painter, Photographer, Magician and Spy (but don't tell anyone). Nice line from his eulogy: He met princes, kings, sheiks and explorers; only the explorers impressed him.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

Me (blood pouring from my wrist courtesy of a hedge trimmer): Can you take me to the hospital?
Wife: ok, just going to brush my teeth.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

#Staffies. Great dogs; twats for owners. Who lets their 6 year old walk the dog unsupervised FFS

[Nick Mullins @andNickMullins]

BREAKING NEWS: The new Doctor Who is Roger Federer. The Daleks might as well give up now.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

What yesterday looked like on the @jurassic_coast.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

Is it just is my laminate flooring haunted? #hauntedlaminate

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

What we caught in next door's pond netting. #freewoody

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

At Bath Spa Stn, 3 hours in to my 35 min journey home and just ordered a Whopper at McDonalds. @GWRUK has finally broken me

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

What the office looks like on the afternoon before the company summer party. #marieceleste

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

What the sky looks like the day you head home from holiday. #finallyasunnyday

[Great Sage @Mr2046]

I live a life as an honest and decent person because it is the right thing to do. Not because some psychotic sky king told me I had to.

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

"@RugbyTonight: Who is the most skilful player in world rugby?" http://t.co/jPuALzf1Bx #btsMattGitaeu

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

@lizzieorchard did it break skin? Get it checked if it did. Now!

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

@keziafrances Where's Lizzie?

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

Brilliant...

[Dave Orchard @DaveOUK]

@davidflatman @BTSport Toulon Racing, ESPN. Finding listings online was unexpectedly challenging. Eventually found it http://t.co/v37qMj5DZy