David Ross

I know a pissed horse when I see one.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

I feel sorry for that Professor who lost his job for shagging during the lockdown. He should've just said he was worried his penis had stopped working and he wanted to double check.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@KirstieMAllsopp @WorJonny GARLIC PRAWNS

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@joshpearson180 @LeddersKnees RIP 🇸🇪

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Fair play this Neco Williams is a different player out of a Forest shirt.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@trussliz @Telegraph Lay off the heroin for one fucking day Liz.

[Jack Blackburn 🇺🇦 @HackBlackburn]

Can’t believe I live in a world where Jimmy Anderson is being forced into retirement and Joe Biden isn’t

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

Honestly thought she was the sign language lady here.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

Danny Murphy just said that Netherlands will fancy themselves in the next round against Austria, a team they lost to seven days ago. 🙃

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

Gareth Southgate won't even risk Lemon and Herb.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

He's back!

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@LeddersKnees @ketchell Not sure, but it certainly distracts from the thinning top. Perhaps that's what he was going for?

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@LeddersKnees @shrewsburytown @wor_stew Such a low quality shoot out 🤣

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

nottingham forest have released a statement accusing chris wood of being a luton fan

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@trussliz Is it YOUR INCOMPETENCE and...YOU?!! 🤷

[Sam Huxley @samhuxley]

Every now and then I think about the time a newspaper thought the best way to report on a failed terrorist plot at the 1998 World Cup was to DRAW A CARTOON OF IT!

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@trussliz Happy Easter x

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

What just happened in Rangers vs Hibernian is a thing of beauty

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

Cost me a small fortune, but I've treated the missus to a new dress in Qatar Dutty Free. Well, I suppose it is her birthday.

[David Ross @DaveRoss86]

@JonnyGabriel I went to watch Telford United last year and they awarded MOTM to the admin