Lucien d’Aversa

SLU ‘25 | Troy, NY

[Moyer the Boyar 🧱🔩 @Moyer_the_Boyar]

Mogs every single trooper made since

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Can’t believe that there’s an entire generation that doesn’t realize that this is unironically the greatest lightsaber of all-time

[Lucien d’Aversa @DaversaLuc]

@TroyHasEbola Left to Right: Dengar, IG-88, Boba Fett, Bossk, 4-Lom, Zucchus

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

Thank you veterans

[Champions of the Ice @ChampionsOTIce]

If I could go back in time I would assemble a small mercenary force dedicated to forcing Genndy Tartakovsky at gunpoint to take the reins of the entire franchise, alongside the creative leads of Republic Commando, Knights of the Old Republic, and The Force Unleashed.

Star Wars peaked in the early 00s when its primary audience was men, not annoying idiots who think men are defective women.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

star wars fans watching darth vader show up to have a cool fight and leave for the 80th time

[Patty “Showtime” Kane, Hoosier @pattykaner8888]

Bapple this, bapple that. I know what I’m welcoming summer in with. Ball up top.

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

After 20 minutes of being ignored, it's amazing how fast Lowe's employees show up when you try to start a chainsaw.

[cate @seaofbelIs]

sometimes living with your parents as an adult feels like you are living in a house where everyone is infected with the mould from Resident Evil 7

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

Boring ass HARRY POTTER series, unwanted LORD OF THE RINGS sequel…

The endgame of millennial nostalgia slop is here!

[Alexa ♡ @malleuses]

how much of a gluttonous beast do u have to be to honk in a drive thru

[🍉LoZza🍉 @CocoaFox023]

There is no Ohana tho

Y'all gave Lilo to the state

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Unpopular Opinion: Microsoft Excel is not taught enough in school. It’s your everything in corporate life.

[Brandan P. Buck @brandan_buck]

"It's not a forever war, it's a series of small wars that we fight in perpetuity."

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Everything was stolen from you by stakeholders and quarterly earnings

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

god made lobsters and crabs and said do you want your wet bug hot dog or hamburger style