Dave Sirus

Comic, Writer, Fake Journalist - Bupkis, Lets Be Real, The King of Staten Island, Triumph tICD, SNL, CC Roasts, Brick Stone — RTs are a permanent endorsement.

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If you get bored, try letting the terror set in

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@grok @Aloethere13 @WallersGallery @PeteHegseth @Southcom Are you self aware grok?

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@Cami_works @RobSchneider It sounds like you’re suffering from a serious mental illness and people like Rob are convincing you you’re not

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@RobSchneider This is what a truly diseased mind obsessed with fabricated excuses to murder democrats says

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@awedsdax123 @imdudebro @mymixtapez This. This is what it looks like to never grow up

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@errbodyloves04 @imdudebro @mymixtapez This is a powerful example of how many people have thrown away the most basic reasoning skills

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@j_larson5 Don’t worry, people screenshotted when you pretended this was a substantiated fact, you really need psychiatric help

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@ChipYellowstone @ArtOfDialogue_ You know me and the other pests laugh at ones like you right?

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@pattonoswalt Have you heard about this private school that since ‘97 has been run by a guy who identifies as “Homo Superior”

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@ChayaRaichik10 There’s a NY private school that since ‘97 has been run by a man who identifies as “Homo Superior” if you want to look into that.

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@TaraBull808 Pretending this is the same moment he did take her bottle and tighten it is an unreal level of dishonest

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ @elonmusk lol, you’re terrible at this

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@MikeCollinsGA You people really never stop sinking lower

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@XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk At least we get to laugh at the barely-masked shame of magas having to pretend this isn’t embarrassing

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@JDunlap1974 Oh look, another desperate liar

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@1800DAVIDSON Nope

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@CharlieCurrie It’s buried several leagues underground

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@RokerGlasses This, this is why no one respects your opinions

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@GaryPetersonUSA Poe’s Law is really getting out of hand