D.B

pay my student loans

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

No obstructions.. just bad. @elonmusk fix this please?

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Hey @elonmusk can we fix this? I just want to play video games online again.. @Starlink

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

MAKE US PROUD 🫡

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Life be crazy. Here you are planning going right, then here’s a green light going left in front of traffic.

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Walking around shitty parts of Seattle jamming out to music and realizing I’m a Longview crackhead now.

[FantasyPros @FantasyPros]

Won your fantasy league but still haven't been paid yet

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Nothing boosts my ego like someone complimenting the captain on the landing and then him having to say that was the FO. LETS GOOOO 😤😤😤

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

“I’m on the Loretta dry January, I don’t drink alone anymore and only on the weekends” I need a beer.

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Nick is my spirit animal.

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

@DylanWestrick The answer I needed. Thx

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Should I get drunk tonight. I’m leaning yes. Any support?

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Someone in our league traded for nick chubb, gave up a 2nd rounder next year to make a playoff push and fell short of the playoffs. @gerasnegrete10

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Reply with the most tragic fantasy football loss and I’ll Venmo you $1

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

@gerasnegrete10 Let’s just go to France

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

BY A FUMBLE RECOVERY TD. Thanks @Doschainz_

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

SMASH THE 🔁 button if you are in the Fantasy Playoffs 🎉

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

@Squatchy_Swan Nvm patriots D went off and I snuck in the playoffs.

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

Fantasy football makes me sad.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Can’t lose in fantasy playoffs if you don’t make it there

[D.B @Davethepilotguy]

No quesadilla depression.

[Gerrad @gerasnegrete10]

post vacation depression or just depression??