David Evens

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@treebeardnerd I've already started designing posters to use in my petition for the spinoff series "A Horse of Numenor: The Adventures of Berek"

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@heavyspoilers "So her name's Christmas Jones, right, and at the end of the film Bond says ‘I thought Christmas only comes once a year.’"
"OK, tell me about the character."
"I thought Denise Richards."
"Yeah, but what's her CHARACTER?"
"I dunno, she's a scientist or something. Who cares?"

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@oasis Oasis: The Alimony Tour 2025

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@RespectfulOrcs In all fairness, wouldn't be the worst thing if the Dakotas merged.

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@kanchana243 @TheCinesthetic They're lifting the plots straight out of Agatha Christie, but it's so well done.

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@KtSweetandSpicy @smokingsexxtion Never gonna happen, people keep cheering whenever he whips it out

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@vaIandil I'm a little concerned that the conflict might be presented in purely political, instead of metaphysical, terms... but it looks like it'll be amazing drama even so.

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@ColbyBallowe @harryhew True, Bob pauses, but the rhythm of the words is correct. The "be" in "before" is a half-beat and then the "fore" comes in at the start of the next measure. Another singer might hold the note; I'll have to check the Peter, Paul & Mary version sometime to see what they do.

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@BBCNews "That's not funny"
Wrong again, Liz.

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@ColbyBallowe @harryhew The "down" is a dotted crotchet, indicating that it should be held for an extra half-beat.

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@DailyRoP They're just partying really hard in those images, no suffering depicted

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@jasemonkey "Jimmy, 'member that greenhorn who showed up in the saloon after the riot and started yappin' about two-tier sheriffing and ol' Sheriff Daniels shot him?"
"Kinda."
"What was his name again?"
"Nobody cares, Hank. Nobody cares."

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@timboltonuk @joemarchan2 @robertjoscribe Dude's calling himself "The Citizenry" for crying out loud, of COURSE he thinks he's speaking for everyone. Maybe I should rename my account "We the People" so I can pretend people with a different opinion to me don't exist.

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@rukiasbankaii "Original movies" 🤔

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@liamgallagher @Sassafrass_84

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@miguelkanto @archiverop @MakotoKorp @rukiasbankaii @Jessfm_art "bad writting" 🤣

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@RobynHitchcock @tinyghostrcrds This year just got marginally less rubbish.

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@treebeardnerd This guy?

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@seoulure @BerekTheHorse @silmarils_ Yeah, seems to me like this fan theory was disproven before it was formulated.

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@FakeShowbizNews We now live in an age where satire is better than reality.