Davey

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

i knew we were in late-stage capitalism, but i didn’t realize we were in **HUNGER GAMES** late-stage capitalism

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

The Cotton Holdings Lone Star Showdown trophy stays in Austin 🤘

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

[Jay @jaybronious]

That one coworker at Astronomer who always knew something was going on but never had proof until the Coldplay clip came out.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[Austin @AustinPlanet]

Demi Moore losing Best Actress to a younger, hotter actress is literally what The Substance is about. Crazy. #Oscars

[Davey @Davey_Approves]

Being a Dallas sports fan is just eternal suffering at this point 😭

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"Americans like Private Insurance"?

[Arthur Gallegos @def888tone]

Josh Allen 110% clearly gets the ball over the line. But the POS @NFL give it to the chiefs. Again. #rigged

Fuck you @NFL

[Rob 🤘🏾🤘🏾 @Smooth_Rob]

“He’s prolly thinking about other girls”

Me:

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Very few school shooters have gotten the death penalty. Yet the U.S. is trying to charge Luigi Mangione so he gets the death penalty for killing one man. You can kill dozens of kids and get a lesser sentence because their lives don’t matter as much as a CEO’s. That’s America.

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

genuinely depressing to watch multiple rounds go by and Mike Tyson not throw a single punch

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

IT’S 6:05 PM AND….🤘

#HookEm