Bulge Havok

I bulge and I bulge well.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

.@tlc8368 as Rafiki said, "It is time."

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

Ye gods, he's got tight white trousers again. Guess that means I'm back... white trousers. Honestly.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades I don't like to brag.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades not if they got knocked out and had no memory of it AND had two black eyes, I'm kind of a big (deal)...

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades oh no, for drunk people. Like a bitch slap, but with a bulge. Probably some sort of harassment, however.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@oxytocins no.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades it's okay, neither am I. I don't think it is possible for me to be so... Bulge slaps should exist.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades I think you just sexualized me! And you know, Darby doesn't like meat, with the exception of me now, I guess.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@TheAceOfSpades you been "accidentally" touching me? My eyesight isn't too great, you know.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@Unsolaced I will not stand for this!

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@mimschkin @dumbwhiteperson ohhhh, yes please! Burn them, burn them good.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

Now, let's be honest @mimschkin some of the things I say are not appropriate for a parent like @dumbwhiteperson to say... only a bulge.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

So, anyway, I hope you have all suffered as I have in the past... gold trousers, pepto bismal trousers... I will not suffer alone.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@mimschkin @bafunkadonk @blaqkgloss @Unsolaced @dumbwhiteperson nah, someone just finally remembered the password...

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@bafunkadonk @mimschkin @blaqkgloss @Unsolaced HI!!!

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

Lazy bulge day.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@THEADAMFRANCE share.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

@blaqkgloss @mimschkin @whiskeydiamonds you're getting down to the true essence of The Bulge. I transcend many things.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

No, I don't know what it means.

[Bulge Havok @DaveyBulge]

I like Star Wars. There's probably some innuendo about the force and the bulge out there, but you won't hear it from me.