David Muhlbaum

Car guy at heart but constantly distracted by bicycles. Amateur scatologist. Pathologically DIY.

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@bikesnobnyc I can hear the screams of the hardware holding the beam to the frame from here.

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@CoreyLewis86 The back seat is where you put your American Girl dolls.

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@CoreyLewis86 Mine prefers advanced decomposition

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@CoreyLewis86 Griot’s Garage interior cleaning

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Nice 80s car reference here. Bitchin’!

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Edgy brand names for sneakers? Sure, I guess. Edgy brand names for sneakers on sale at Costco?

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@sarahmuhlbaum Quel distraction!

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@Mike_M_Klotz Something like this might do it for you: https://t.co/G3iSu6ugCV

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@christine_benz Re home heating: It's been a bad year for the northeast, given the reliance on home heating oil up there. Basically, the same product as diesel with a different tax regime.

https://t.co/k3oCx1gDAm

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@CoreyLewis86 I agree that the Taurus is the best car (by dint of being the most modern design) but I'd want to actually drive the woody.

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I just published Flatlander Chronicles, First (and Last?) Chapter https://t.co/7ewZFRBdVG

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Stealth mode isn’t for zooming down the road… it’s for sneaking daddy’s car out of the garage. https://t.co/CVGsdBnd4l

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@TamerlaneBlog You know, you could totally compost that.

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@rogergarbow Saturn! Here being flogged on an autocross course.

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@rogergarbow Yah think Porsche has seen this?

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So since I’m getting a mention or two, here’s my gas-saving wisdom: https://t.co/OAFKYivhvS

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You can hate on Dodge Journeys all day long, though. That's the point.

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@landbutcher It's a trip, it's got a funky beat, and I can bug out to it…

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And get me to the iglesia in style!

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Promoted to me by Amazon. Alleged use is for car detailing but I dunno.