DAVE ZOMBIE

Z.oned O.ut M.indless B.ehaving I.ntoxicated E.arthling

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On a really big bridge in brooklyn.

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Stay away from people, who don’t see your efforts but never miss your mistakes

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A women doesn’t treat you like she treats her father, she treats you how her mother treated her father !

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A wife is a wife before a wife is a wife whether you wife her up or not.

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@MOODYSPICE96 You gotta relax

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Dating requirements

Must have both parents in household
If not must be in active therapy

No blue hair !

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If I ever date again, we going to the therapist FIRST!

I need to know what I’m getting myself into

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Always count on me to say some shit shouldn’t say

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Clubs are dry now

Club owners are greedy
Djs play the same mixes
Promoters are dick heads
Security guards are bullies
Drink prices are too high
Bottle prices are too high
No thought goes into themes
No real marketing
No dress codes

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I don’t trust nobody but my brothers and my instincts

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You need to make up your mind, or put on your makeup and make up a reason to go…

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I will never listen to someone else’s opinion about a person. I don’t care about their opinion of you. Id rather see for myself.

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There are always 3 sides to every story, their side, my side, and THE TRUTH. Remember that next time you listen to someone venting and playing victim.

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On the beach all summer in the sun, eating fruit and drinking tequila yall leave me tf alone

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You gotta love me in public, I’m big on that

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We were spoon fed this narrative that men are dogs men ain’t shit etc..

Its really the women

Y’all don’t want to talk about it though

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Xxx not being here is still crazy to me.

We got robbed of generational talent.

X juice Mac industry is rough.

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One day y’all going to give @lilyachty the creative credit and flowers he deserves!

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Lily-rose depp. That’s it, that’s the tweet

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SATURDAY JULY 1st I’m having my annual SAVED BY THE BEACH party

This will be the biggest beach party in New England

800+ people

Rhode Island
Connecticut
Massachusetts
New York

Party busses and cabanas available

https://t.co/hx4pl36zmA

Bring your own hookah !!

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When I say “im outside” I mean I’m out drinking and doing hood rat shit with my friends, not fucking hoes. Y’all have to relax.