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I want to be a comedian when I grow up

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@rickygervais The world of "yea" has collided? Okidoki. Next!

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@LaurieMomsaro @GMA Let me add that I don't think discrimination is cool (for any reason). If you're 80 and CAN run, you should get a fair shot but if you're 80 and you're hanging on by a thread, be honest about that. Half of them would be gone if they were garbage men. What's the difference?

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@LaurieMomsaro @GMA I agree that they wouldn't agree. The unspoken speaks volumes. How many people would disagree with being told they would be ineligible to work after a certain age? See where I'm going? It's not just the term limits. Imagine an 80 year old running for senate or congress.

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@muheediva01 $675 spacious 2 bed, 1 bath newly renovated cir. 07'-08' maybe

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@steveetatum2 @TheGasStovee @MattWalshBlog Should all shootings be ignored when Asians do it?

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@GaryDonahue25 @Gosleepriya @ConditionerGodn The question he posted..."in". Wow

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@jbourne_78 @TeamBobbyEwing @BenStiller I don't live online... duh

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@FlyFrontier I still haven't heard from your company about our flights. I need immediate assistance.

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@LarryHall12 @FlyFrontier Did you get any assistance because I've made about 6 calls today and I'm not getting anything. In fact, one chick hung up on me

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@FlyFrontier Someone needs to contact me immediately regarding a flight that I've been trying to book but all of a sudden, I can't get into my account

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@Matt_Pinner Tell her? Start with asking her her name... duh

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@vxylily Ping-pong

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@Jabz_CFC Yes we do.
Pre Matrix He was Larry Fishburne
Post Boyz In The Hood
He was Laurence Fishburne
If you were raised right and you don't know him, he was, is and always be Mr.Fishburne.
Duh!

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@mrmikeMTL It's easier to say what I would struggle with but then again, I'm dyslexic. Hmm...I have questions first! At what volume level?!

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Now this is hilarious!

"I made a funny"-Splinter

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@elonmusk Books
Food
No Taxes
Peace

I tucked my balls in and grew ovaries. YOUR TURN! 😉

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@jbourne_78 @TeamBobbyEwing @BenStiller Don't you think he can read your comment himself? I'm not telling him shit. I don't know the man and if I ever meet him, your "command" won't even cross my mind to discuss. Tell him your damn self, duh!

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@PTatyourservice @TeamBobbyEwing @BenStiller Honest simplicity is an integral part of my hard wiring 😉

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@MTboxv65 @marwilliamson One minor correction... "the guy" should read the alien. His words. Just don't want you to offend it, especially being that we're using it's platform to nitpick at each other.

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@Electrolight18 @RealEmirHan Snyder was horrific and he had the best effing Superman since Reeves and he still screwed up. I know it's a movie but it take it kindof personal. I really get heated about how bad he messed it up. I boycotted the new one or any one without Cavill. Id rather watch snails race