David Bush

Screenwriter, Director, Script Supervisor, Punslinger, Unprofessional Novelist, Apparently Overqualified to be US President

[David Bush @David_Bush]

The newest video from my insanely prolific college roommate... Bezz Believe- Blue Collar Hustle (Official Music Video) https://t.co/7r5oElyxLm via @YouTube

[David Bush @David_Bush]

So @Kia, after tweeting a pic of the scar your logo burned into my hand, I finally get a call from 'Sam' at Kia HQ. He leaves a message asking me to call him back at any time. I've called once per weekday (6 now) since. And gotten his voicemail and no reply each time. Thanks?

[David Bush @David_Bush]

One of the most thought-provoking and important films I've seen in ages, and an impressive directorial debut from @frankranz. If it's showing at a theater near you, check it out. #Mass

Mass (2021) - IMDb - https://t.co/puxgM8P3ne

[David Bush @David_Bush]

I must say @Kia, your customer service is starting to disappoint. A month ago 'Steve' (your rep who joked about the logo-scar I got from your car) said the same thing as your tweet (itself now a week old) and I've STILL not heard a thing. And this thing keeps reminding me:

[Kia America @Kia]

@David_Bush We see that your case has been assigned to an escalated case manager. We will add the information in your posts to the existing case and request your escalated case manager contact you. ^ TS

[David Bush @David_Bush]

And that, @Kia, is the last I’ve heard of it. So I ask your twitter division: Should I be #BrandLoyal and get another #KiaSoul? Or is a Kia logo-shaped #BurnScar talking point enough?

[David Bush @David_Bush]

From #MovieCar to #KIAscar: A Tragedy

Here’s me on the day I bought my first car, a Café Latte #KiaSoul, five years ago. Isn’t she beautiful?

#SoulMate #Puns

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Weeks later, I ended up on the phone with ‘Steve’ from @Kia. He laughed at my scar, joking ‘at least you’ll have a talking point for the rest of your life’ and promised I’d hear back from a higher division in a few days.

#SteveDrivesASubaru #ButWorksForKIA #NotKidding #SouledOut

[David Bush @David_Bush]

I'm taking a social media break for at least a month. See you in May. Maybe.

[David Bush @David_Bush]

It’s finally happened. Jumping on the crypto bandwagon with the Pi app.

If you’re as gullible about the prospect of free money as I apparently am, then use the access code iamdb2021 to join and earn both of us an even bigger multiplication of (probable) zero.

[David Bush @David_Bush]

I just donated to @Wikipedia. Support free knowledge! #iloveWikipedia https://t.co/84RqnyMoLz