David Carnes 🇺🇦🇺🇲🇨🇭

USMC, then Theatre major. Have traded hammer and tape measure for Alteryx and Tableau. Husband and Daddy.

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@mikeduncan DuckDuckGo gets most of the answers from Bing. Some come from other places.

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@Artemisapphire Have you looked at BlueSky? Fewer stupid people there.

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@BillWylie3rd @RonFilipkowski Love it.
I'll raise a glass of an adult beverage on Sunday evening for all Marines. Semper Fidelis, you Teufelhund.

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@GunnyJ Guten Morgen, Teufelhund!

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@susangerine @brianklaas He's married to a man. I don't care if he's homosexual but I find it ironic that he bankrolls the party that is against LGBTQ people.

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@AnnaMeierPS @GaetaAmy What would happen if everyone ended their Tweets with "F... Elon"? 🤔

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@LadyJayPersists I'm a late Boomer and I approve this message.

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@MuellerSheWrote @steve_vladeck They already have.

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@GunnyJ Good morning Devil Dog.

[tern @1goodtern]

If you're still wearing a respirator to avoid catching and spreading covid, I want to follow you - if I'm not already, reply and I'll hit that button. ❤️👇

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@audiemurphyfsu At least they're not on fire, like WVU.

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@roryrune USMC here; I'm happy with the loan forgiveness.

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@mikeduncan A lot of people dropped their blue checks after they were no longer free. Then people with blue checks received a lot of well-deserved derision. This seems to be a ploy to muddy the waters.

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@herdyshepherd1 Decalf

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@_midori_me_ @socialaskan You should check out @englishhistpod ; totally fascinating.

At the beginning the creator, Kevin Stroud, said it would take about 100 episodes. We're now in Shakespeare's time, waiting for this month's episode to drop, number 175. LOL.

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@Melissa10132778 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Had to scroll a long way to find someone who had the correct answer. Three cheers for @Melissa10132778!

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@kejamieson_ Did it occur to you that maybe the antibiotics people think Gunny is a good boi and deserves more treats?

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@TheSGTJoker @MELANIATRUMP I'm stealing the "tatter tots and pears" phrase.

Semper Fi, bro.

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@Norwegian_Lars It's available at our Whole Foods.

My wife said you should tweet a bolle recipe.

Bolle + brown cheese = Yum!

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@theliamnissan I crush your head!

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