David Collison

Generally happy, occasionally frustrating, always tired! These are simply the ramblings of a husband, and father of 3...

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That was a real surprise. I wasn't expecting much but #DearEngland was excellent. Great cast. And almost makes me miss Gareth Southgate.

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@transport_wales why has the 23:18 from Warrington to Chester been cancelled. My kids are coming back from Neighbourhood Weekend.
Why is nothing straightforward?

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@19D20Delta @lucyshow11 Me too. Best toy ever

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@SkyHelpTeam Thank you for reconfirming my original post

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@SkyHelpTeam May I just commend you wholeheartedly for your text messaging help service. Been texting now for nearly half an hour. Made 0% progress.
It's mind numbing. But I guess that's the point so I will eventually give up.
Not today
#CustomerServiceFail

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@Officialdvla why is the test backlog so ridiculous? My son booked his test today. Next available is August. You are failing people badly and some shakeup must happen.

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@FinFreedom414 B every time

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@tds122 @JacquiOatley I hope that's sarcasm that I've missed...because that is a terrible take for a (checks profile) 'sports journalist'

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@codyfry what a great night in Islington. You smashed it.

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@HMRCcustomers Thanks for the reply...this is the message I keep getting

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@HMRCcustomers I'm a bit stuck. Just tried to pay my tax through the HMRC app. Took my through to my bank, and I authorised the payment and I was directed back to HMRC app.
Which was busy... (How is an app busy?).
Has the payment been taken or did it fail? How will I know

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@HMRCcustomers Thanks Tom...so should it come out immediately? Nothing has gone out in the last few hours. Do I assume it didn't work?
Seems being unable to pay tax is an issue someone should be fixing... it's kind of your reason for being

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@LFCHelp having a nightmare trying to get a ticket for Wednesday on my son's phone. It is so complicated I can't believe anyone actually gets on the ground.

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@Mishi_2210 40

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@indicatorfn Sure you are

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@joeroganhq

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@marsbyghc
I subscribe to your SurgeMax for which I get a discount of £4.79. However I've noticed that the discount brings me under the threshold for free delivery, so you charge me £4.99
So it costs me 20p more to subscribe.
I don't know about you, but to me that seems unfair.

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@CorrigansFood Thanks Richard...big fan 😁

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@CorrigansFood I don't think Richard is being overly helpful with his explanation... But as I understand it the ham sits on the veg above the wine.
Then put 2 sheets of foil (tied tightly) and the lid on top of the pot to stop steam from escaping.
Then place in oven.
I assume that's right...

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@AfiaDimple_ 45 (1st number x 2nd number + 1st number)