David Jeu

[David Jeu @David_Jeu]

#F1 #MonacoGP #Formula1

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I don’t care about the history or tradition. This is a joke. Make the cars 1/2 as big or take Monaco off the calendar. This is embarrassing @F1 @fia

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@PlayApex YOUR game crashes and that blames ME and gives ME an abandon penalty and demotion? What a joke

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SPOTIFY WRAPPED AND HENRY KISSINGER DEATH ON THE SAME DAY?!?!? I am LIVING

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@eliz_blackstock It was delicious! Nolan’s future BFOTW got P2, McLaren is apparently competitive again, and Max had less than a 20 second lead. All around a great race day!

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@eliz_blackstock my wife and I were planning to make the tikka masala to eat while watching the race but didn’t bother to read the recipe at all before 7 this morning… So now we’re planning to let it marinate today and eat it tonight when the stewards tell us the actual results

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@donutracingshow @nolanjsykes @alanisnking @eliz_blackstock @Charles_Leclerc W

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Me when @donutracingshow doesn’t do boyfriend of the week

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@alanisnking @donutracingshow @nolanjsykes @eliz_blackstock @Charles_Leclerc

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@alanisnking @donutracingshow @nolanjsykes @eliz_blackstock @Charles_Leclerc Understandable but still sad

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I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

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@TrueCallarin @PkmnBrainrot Best of luck king. Emerald is the best game imo

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@kumandgo 🐴��� 🔪 ❤️🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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@danlehnermusic This one did not get the love it deserved. My wife has gotten annoyed at me multiple times for how often I would say “Concerts ready y’all come and get it” unprompted

https://t.co/7ANg0NG0TC

[Scott Sevena @scot7a]

HIGH SCHOOL BAND TEACHER: Look, you've failed at every other classical instrument we have. Do you think you could manage the triangle?
ME: I'll make you proud, sir!

--CONCERT NIGHT--

ME, standing outside, banging on triangle with a ladle: CONCERT'S READY, Y'ALL! COME N' GIT IT!

[David Jeu @David_Jeu]

@djaxsports @chiefbeef_216 That’s fair. I’m for sure with you on Shaq. Can you imagine if he played in that era? There would be no attainable records left in basketball. Other than shooting records he would have every single one

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@djaxsports @chiefbeef_216 All fair, but I feel like if someone accounts for over 50% of all 70 point games ever 50 years after his retirement that accounts for something. Yeah rings carry weight but his stats are so hard to ignore

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@djaxsports @chiefbeef_216 Wilt too high??? I get he was playing against white boys that couldn’t even play golf today, but he still put up stupid numbers. Anytime someone does anything spectacular the line is always “that is the first time that’s been done since Wilt did it 8 times in a single season”

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@bennyjohnson These guys got a square before they ever got any rectangles!

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@BigTucsonDad I’ve only watched a single baseball game in my entire life but I’m signing and wishing you Godspeed 🫡