Dave Knock

Place Ill advised personal comment here.... views expressed are my own.

[Dave Knock @David_Knock]

@fczenit_en @ManUtd Imagine being a nation of war criminals and children murderers and throwing banter round.... But yer. United are shit fair one. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Dave Knock @David_Knock]

@DeanJamesdisco @Chris_EvansMP #savedean

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

To put things into context, Elon Musk could have bought 17,424,242,424 Twister Wraps at £1.98 each or two large pizzas from Dominos

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: Elon Musk reaches $57bn agreement with Walls to purchase the Viennetta brand outright

[Dave Knock @David_Knock]

@kramersloman @adambush86 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Knock @David_Knock]

@adambush86 Walked it. Didn't even need the full 1 second

[Dave Knock @David_Knock]

@azzyboy07 @Jamie23roch @ManUtd There wasn't either. None at all.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Adele says a ladybird landed on her arm earlier, which was cute - but then the cunt bit her! 🐞

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Boris Johnson insists he didn’t knowingly break any rules, and in hindsight regrets not being present when the rules were made at Boris Johnson’s house by Boris Johnson.

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

‘so what if he came back from the dead? he’s Jesus, that’s his job’

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Roy Keane says if you drag your feet about getting your round in, don’t be complaining if everyone’s moved off the beer and onto expensive double shots when it’s your turn

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Tom Hardy says on balance he’d probably go see Justin Timberlake in concert but if JT tries to get the audience to join in with the men and women bit towards the end of ‘Senorita’, he’s not doing that

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

Harder to do this on live tv than you might think

[Abercarn Rugby @Abercarnrugby]

Tickets will be on sale soon.... this one is not to be missed. Get the date in your diary.....

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Ukraine ‘not alone’ in its fight against Russian invasion, says Boris Johnson, coming as slight surprise to Ukrainians fighting off Russian invasion entirely on their own.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

This may actually be peak Roy Keane right in front of our eyes

[Patrick Moelleken 🇺🇦 @PMoelleken]

.@ZelenskyyUa's tv address to the Russian (!) people might be the most moving speech that I've ever seen in my entire life. The whole world needs to see, understand and share this crucial Ukrainian message.
#StandWithUkraine #Ukraine #Україна #Russia #Россия

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time.