Davy Wavy 🌊

A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX ⚡️

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

@cleopatits I’d devour you ✨

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Un chingo de culos y ni uno me llena

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

I don’t have the same mentality as these oilfield dudes no matter how young or old they are. The young ones wanna be the foreman and the old ones just wanna go home. Fuck being your boss and fuck going home, I wanna be the owner of this company 😤

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Laser focused 🫡

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Pinch water park 🌊

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

These 40 year old men hate it that I'm their boss 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

I’m a walking business, step up in this bitch with confidence

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

This summer, we’re all outside🤷🏾‍♂️

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Homie that was project manager for the company that I first started with in the oilfield called me this morning asking for a job.. it’s so fucking crazy how the tables have turned 🤯

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

My drivers piss me the fuck off and it never ends 🥲

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Finally on call tomorrow and I’m happy damnit 🥳

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

I’m nervous as fuck right now this is not right 😫😂

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Let’s get this FUCKING money

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

If it’s not the pumper, it’s my driver. If it’s not my driver, it’s the company man. If it’s not the company man, it’s my boss. If it’s not my boss it’s the lowboy driver. If it’s not the lowboy driver, it’s my other dispatcher. If it’s not my dispatcher, it’s the foreman 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

You can never talk down on me when it comes to being a dad. My boys are always fed, well dressed, & I’m always spending time with them on a daily basis. I’ll always have my baby momma in a luxury apartment while I’m paying her bills. Sit ur ass down lil boy. U could never 😂🤣

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Every time I walk into the office at work the ladies start speaking Spanish and they call me vergudo. I think they’re making fun of me. What does that even mean? 😔

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Idk but some girls can take that shit like a champ

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

All the girls I’ve dated just wanna fucking “Come and cuddle me”
“Give me a kisssss”
That shit is so fucking annoying man

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

Talk about a water park 😩

[Davy Wavy 🌊 @David_liciousss]

How tf are you gonna try to clown on me when I make more in a week than you do in an entire fucking month?! 😂😂😂