David Nugent

43 occasionally funny always me (whatever that means lol)

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@Truman_Black

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@Joey7Barton Are you seriously comparing a fledgling system to one 130 years old?

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@RpsAgainstTrump @m_millsey He's just changing the tagline for the USA to "The land of the free to Fuck off home and leave us alone" 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Damaan4u33 Weekend at Bernies

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@1963Canuck @hissgoescobra Especially since he would've moved on to silicon heaven or Carpetrite toupees heaven when the fresh litigation kicks off

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@GoodiesWhistler @RheaRipley_WWE Ah yes confusing storylines with reallife that's a healthy way to go 🤦🏼‍♂️ mostly to prison but it's certainly a way to go.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Everyone has those mad 4am thoughts like "what if cats can verbally engage in questions" or "what would happen if nobody answered an email again" Trump has these thoughts and so many more and he signs them into law 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@krassenstein Substitute "can't" with "won't" or maybe "don't want to 😝" and it becomes apparent.

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@WycombeDJ @Joey7Barton Is that the definition of a turvy turvy season 🤔

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@mrdanwalker She is disappointed you left her behind and wondering if there's any treats coming back withyou🤣 all the keyboard warriors aren't aware of 🥇 Dogs can fit themselves into Jaffa Cake sized boxes 😂and 🥈they've never experienced the frantic run around to retrieve said furbuddy 😂

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@MAJRetRoberts @ABC Maybe if you had a hammer that could do multiple hits from quite a distance then I'd see your point but long distance hammering is only a Jd Vance fantasy at the moment 🤔

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@driscoll13_n @ABC Lmfao America has friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ErnstWolthaus @ABC Of course it's the land of the free they're not going to pay for it 🤔 he probably thinks Greenland is covered in dollar bills

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@MannyTrejo @acnewsitics That photo screams "I left the bathroom it was a huge bathroom the biggest bathroom and I've no idea why I ended up on a golf course!!! It's all sneaky Joe's fault"

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@TessaFbe @RapinDonaldHQ @UROCKlive1 I think because the vast majority would rather a monster than a woman much less a woman of colour so now there's 4 years of a toddler's presidency who has to be spoon fed information in between his temper tantrums.

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@dustinrhodes Yep all 20

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@AnejoJd @marcorubio No not wasted given away to a Mr E.Musk so everyone in government will now get a 'free' Tesla with the money they've 'saved' 😂

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@Joey7Barton To be fair Joey couldn't fight a war against a half open packet of Jaffa Cakes not sure what good sending him to the Ukraine would do 🤔 well apart from the fact he'd be over there 😂

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@factpostnews It's like a teacher going "did you finish the term time homework as I requested?"
"I will get onto that after the weekend"

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@realDonaldTrump This is what Stevie Wonder said they were talking about 🤔he's started a lip reading business.

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@NatalieKelda I know that propaganda is when a cockney really wants to look at something 😂 and have a mooch is having a walk not to be confused with "have a smooch" sound similar but likely to get you kicked out of shops 😂