your boy

I was young and needed the money

[your boy @DavidABuster]

The Ass That Launched 1000 Shits

[your boy @DavidABuster]

pussy gets boring

[your boy @DavidABuster]

kamala harris stop sending me feet pics challenge [impossible]

[your boy @DavidABuster]

I’m fuckin manu ginobli

[your boy @DavidABuster]

Alright Billy, this guy’s a walking WAR machine. He’s got an 0.467 OPS, 43 stolen bases, and he hits for power. The best part, he can strike out the side too. His only flaw is in pretty sure he’s in a fuckin’ wheelchair

[your boy @DavidABuster]

My drag name is Poly Esther

[your boy @DavidABuster]

Imagine seeing Shallow Hal in theaters 2 months after the towers went down

[your boy @DavidABuster]

getting served divorce papers while installing our new bidet was not on my 2026 bingo card.

[your boy @DavidABuster]

my dick is chinese 很好

[your boy @DavidABuster]

@_tommybrohama @RandyLaheyed He fell off

[your boy @DavidABuster]

when they circumcised me I told the doctor to “keep the change”

[your boy @DavidABuster]

CDLs and BBLs

[your boy @DavidABuster]

I take shits in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in

[your boy @DavidABuster]

my kid’s first words were “should we get a bag”

[your boy @DavidABuster]

imagine the epstein files revealing you got framemogged by later years steve hawking

[your boy @DavidABuster]

If Andrew Yang just said he was Jeremy Lin he would’ve won

[your boy @DavidABuster]

*in an alternate universe*

Sorry Dr. Humphrey, but I’m going to need to get a second opinion before agreeing to such a risky surgery. No hard feelings of course, I just need to be sure. I hope you can understand Lil’Jordan

[your boy @DavidABuster]

@ChuckDeRond This is a leave it all on the field situation. margarita shrimp cocktail is not out of the question and you just need to accept that now

[your boy @DavidABuster]

perfect day for the less fortunate to deliver me treats

[your boy @DavidABuster]

@ChuckDeRond You simply have to imagine potstickers make an appearance at some point

[your boy @DavidABuster]

@ChuckDeRond don’t be afraid to settle in