David Ahlman

Writer. Artist. Lover. Father.

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@BulwarkOnline Good! Take down the Elite!

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@alemonleafeon @wrenwingart Hey.

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@sltrib For you Utahns who voted for @EvanMcMullin rather than Donald Trump in 2016, who broadcasted your decision six years ago as “the moral choice” at Thanksgiving dinners, it’s time to prove yourself worthy of eating your own words and vote @SenMikeLee out.

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@Britterfritz @SpencerJCox That’s a pretty bold claim from such minuscule data. To assert I had an emotionally unavailable father from a couple tweets either proves you don’t know the consequences of religious zealotry, you had an emotionally unavailable father yourself, or both. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

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@Britterfritz @SpencerJCox You’re right. It isn’t your personal problem because it’s not your experience. Though you can’t relate—or choose not to—that doesn’t mean there aren’t pockets of those with this strange ideology functioning within Mormonism. The people are the church, even if a fraction.

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@bday311 @guardian Gotta keep Zion’s property values up. 😆

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@Conway988My Thank you! We think so as well. 🥰

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New to the Blue! Let’s go Cougs! #BYUFootball #BYUvsOregon

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@SpencerJCox Love how the original video had little to no traction until you shared it in order to publicize, politicize, then victimize your religion. Your intentions are clear here, Gov.

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@BYUfootball This has not aged well …

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@KUTV2News First snow this year? Who manages your account? I think you mean, First snow this season. Lol.

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@BYUTickets Thanks for the anxiety attack, @PaciolanTix!

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@ChiSox_Hawks @BYUTickets @BYUfootball Same boat. Such a joke.

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@tequila_helps @sltrib Haha, have you not been following the news lately? How many Republicans have been involved in underaged sex scandals in the past six months alone? If you know of any Democrats involved. I’d like to know. That’s not right.

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This #BYUFootball game in one photo. 😂🤣 #BYUvsUSF

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@tmonson23 Sorry, that’s just too much metal. 😂

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Mike Lee looks like the human version of McDonald’s Grimace.

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@SpencerJCox Why in the hell did Utah elect Colin Robinson as our Governor?