Rory's dad

50s, mildly cranky, gay as hell. Loves dogs, hates mayonnaise.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@YNB Im so curious what the accident will be.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@anthonygalli @harryjsisson I'll draw a line. Does a woman want an abortion? Done. The when or why is none of my business. It's really that simple.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@MediumSizeMeech Perpetually glamorous.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@samjcohn @cowboy_clinton We sail on the Apex the week after Thanksgiving, im excited to try Eden.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@Barleywhiner Damn it. I'm sorry.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@heytheredude I have driven past on Sunday afternoons and there's always a crowd on the sidewalk.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@madrid_mike Cawthorned!

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@realunderdogkc And her name translates to "elastic pork!"

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@midwestern_ope I was in my 40s and my mom's Sears Coldspot (in Coppertone!) was older than me and still worked like it was new.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@HoganBCMJ It's a whole different thing now. He killed almost everything that was good or fun.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@bmiller1027 For as gun-obsessed as America is you'd think we'd have better aim.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@bmiller1027 Hoping it's a gentle process. The disarray from our bathroom reno is driving me crazy.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@ShirleySTANson It goes so fast. Get ready for more, I'm somehow staring down the barrel at 57.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@TheSpikeWarden Mesh never misses.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@AngryBlackLady I know some people enjoy it but omg it's garbage.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@realunderdogkc Mansplaining to a woman who could buy and sell him over and over.

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@ChefReactions Happiest of birthdays to her!

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

@notcapnamerica Rory was like wtf?

[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

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[Rory's dad @DavidAllen67]

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