David Axlerode Z28.310

Mostly tweeting about daytime television and in no way related to an American with a similar name.

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Where the fuck are you Keir Starmer? Show your face and address the problem

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@BBCNews

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@Number10cat @ABridgen Cat check: you aren’t a cat

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@JacobCollierMP You do seem strangely obsessed with @Nigel_Farage

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Matty Matt absolutely murdered this song #bgt

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I just hope a minimised screen pops up with dog porn or whatever other dark shit he was wanking to earlier in his dressing room! #BGT

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Thank goodness Sonny doesn’t work at MacD’s it would take him ages to read your order back to you #bgt

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I would be really impressed if this magician had a piano with “smile” written on it #bgt

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I doubt if KSI could name a number between 1 and 99 #bgt

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@ynysmonggc54 @KSI @BGT I genuinely have no idea

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Wouldn’t it be awesome if the Hawkstone Choir just sung “Keir Starmer’s a wanker” for 3 minutes? #bgt

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Overly dramatic #bgt

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Christina would definitely be my Big Spend #bargainhunt

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Hagrid with the red team or an elderly confused Chinese gentleman with the blues #bargainhunt

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Izzy looking radiant today #bargainhunt

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It’ll be interesting to see what the experts buy as the hall is empty and it’s dark outside #bargainhunt

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Even KSI is ashamed of giving this the Golden Buzzer #BGT

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Tell me @JacobCollierMP, does Supreme Leader @Keir_Starmer still have your full and unequivocal support ?

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@DrGABaines How did the Keir Ukrainian rent boy trial end?