David Carter

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Half an hour after my operation and I was eating bacon #justdavidthings

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Seen someone putting up their Christmas lights, bit keen mate.

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

If I do 30 in a 30 and 60 in a 60, but you wanna do 45 in both, you are the problem

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@LambertOllie champions league, just like Aston villa

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@bexjenks obviously he is

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Your dad might be cool but is he this cool

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Your dad might be cool but is he this cool

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@AnnaGrrover but can you eat bacon tho 😶

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

When the packet says 6 but you get 7 slices of bacon 👌 it's the small things

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@ellaahart Yorkshire

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@moniquedunne_ happy birthday! Have a good one! 🎉🎈🎈

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@Liam_Brown97 I can't hear you down in linens mate pipe up

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@bexjenks hope you're okay pal x

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Only I'd manage to get injured on the way to the gym instead of at the gym -_-

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@alicemurphyyy thanks Al! Xx

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

Btw mum and dad have been together for ages and this is the first I've heard of them getting engaged like waaaa 😯😯

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

When your mum just casually drops into a conversation on the phone that she's going to get married?!?!?!?!?

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@elliepotter_ happy birthday! 🎈🎈just the tip ☝xx

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@elliepotter_ thank you! Hahaha always remember that! Xx

[David Carter @DavidCart3r]

@_moniquedunne thank you! Xxx