David Contreras

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@TronCarterNLU A Morikawa Masters must be avoided. Would be the first Masters Dinner reviewed by a Yelp Elite.

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@Daniel_Rapaport Confirmed, Fitz to LIV.

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@NoLayingUp If aim point is banned, can we ban caddies lining up a professional?

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@TronCarterNLU Maybe they’ll serve a “Jonny -Style Quesadilla”

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@TronCarterNLU When Scottie is feeling frisky, he likes to put a lil’ cinnamon in his oatmeal. This menu is a travesty. It’s like he pulled it from the Kohl’s company retreat.

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@NoLayingUp @patrick_cantlay @Cisco A lot of the rebuttals from tour pros have come across as so shallow and ultimately default back to an ad hominem on the USGA proposing the rule. Which is funny when considering the R&A has joined the proposal.

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@jemelehill Transforming into Florida Man

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@NoLayingUp @BobHarig Was a Varner fan but looks like he’s finally acknowledging he can’t cut it

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@NoLayingUp Don’t know if this was mentioned or whether it’s all that important, but I think Rickie and Skovron splitting up was a huge sign he was sticking around. If he were jumping ship, you’d expect him to help his longtime caddy also secure a payday.

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@NoLayingUp @PreProGolf TC rocking the Sesame Street Mr. Noodle look. Bravo!

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@NoLayingUp Question for the pod: Did Tiger die, so Rory could live? Who could say

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@Iration @Pooshdaddy Bathtub gin

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@NoLayingUp @UsedGolfFacts @JoelMBeall His caginess and the “fake news” slant during the open presser didn’t help things. I don’t understand why he couldn’t be this definitive then. Good to see him stay!

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@kellyelizreid @golfers_cramp @NoLayingUp @fortune_star_ I thought Collin’s “you guys write the papers” retort was more antagonistic than I expected and somewhat telling. Wouldn’t be surprised to see him go. I’m just a rando speculating, though. Lol

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@DodgersNation Marshmallow fluff soft

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@NoLayingUp I don’t think what Brooks did is beyond reproach. The sentiment yesterday and in Eamon’s article was pretty hyperbolic, which was my issue. Admittedly, it is nearing the line but I don’t think it’s been crossed yet. If this is the line, then I’m here for it.

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@onlineforfood Lol Yes, because throwing an “atta’ boy brooksy” is the same as hurling projectiles at cars driving 200mph, Ocon. Softer than marshmallow fluff.

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@NoLayingUp If this is the type of #content that gets you rankled, then I don’t know if you’re quite ready to stray from the class-acts tour. Would the convo be different if Draft Kings had a “Bryson Ejection request” over/under?

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@NoLayingUp “We want to pull back the curtain, and get an F1 style look at players.” I’m paraphrasing, but come on Soly. This is what you want to get sanctimonious about? Weak.