David Cross

Trapped on Earth and not happy about it

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

I wonder if those idiots (Miss Tamari and the Browns) know that I can read every word they write...

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

Right now I'm trying to undo whatever Terror did to InGEN's computer system.

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

Colonel Brown says I can leave Earth once they deal with Terror. Once *they* deal with Terror. In other words, I'll be here forever.

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

I take back every uncomplimentary thing I ever thought about human children - human adults are worse.

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

Who are all those people at the side, and why are they there?

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

I don't think that was the only reason, though I don't know what reason he could have.

[David Cross @DavidCross15]

Colonel Brown insisted I get one of these "Twitter" things so "it would be easier to contact me".