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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump’s lies about blue cities having more crime than red cities was just debunked. This is a must watch. Crime is much higher in red states and cities than blue states and cities!
BREAKING: Kamala Harris just released her statement slamming Donald Trump for claiming he has every right to interfere illegally in elections. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Kamala Harris isn’t messing around.
Shout out to the not-convicted email lady, who kept her cool all those years that trump and his moronic goons chanted "Lock her up!"
Who's laughing now, bitches?
HINT: not you
BREAKING: Jon Stewart brutally shreds right-wing Shark Tank businessman Kevin O'Leary for shamelessly sticking up for Donald Trump and attacking the $464 million ruling in the New York civil fraud trial.
This is just too good...
O'Leary recently whined that the New York ruling "didn't go over well with the investment community" because all of his rich buddies are now "asking each other, who's next?"
"Ah, who's next? The persecuted minority of the investment community," joked Stewart on The Daily Show.
"You might be saying to yourself, well, that sounds pretty straightforward. Whatever gains you got from lying, you have to pay back," said Stewart. "Well, that's because you're a f*cking idiot."
Stewart went on to rip O'Leary further, saying that he is "such an asshole" that "even the other people on Shark Tank think he's an asshole."
The comedian then went for the jugular by showing a montage of O'Leary slamming Shark Tank contestants for radically overvaluing their businesses.
"How is he not this mad about overvaluations in the real world?" joked Stewart. "They are not victimless crimes. First the banks got paid back at lower interest rates. Second, money isn't infinite, a loan that goes to the liar doesn't go to someone who's giving a more honest evaluation."
"The system becomes incentivized for corruption," he added.
Stewart then showed a clip of O'Leary on CNN stating that Trump's alleged crimes are "done by every real estate developer everywhere on Earth" and they have "never, ever been prosecuted."
"There is a theory in law that if enough people commit a crime, it automatically becomes legal," commented Stewart. "The f*cking entitled arrogance. I don't know if you know this, but most people can't commit fraud and expect to face no repercussions, even if everyone is doing it."
As usual, Stewart absolutely nailed it.
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