david

common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it

[david @davidd1ll]

respect goes a long way with me

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

The max one can pay into social security per year is $10,453.20.

If you did that every year from age 18 until retirement, the max you’ll get from SS is $4,873 /month.

If you put it into an S&P index fund instead, you would receive $32,583 per month.

Social Security is a scam.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Wellp… Iran is about to become a parking lot.

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

“Because you never know when the last one is”

- Kyle Busch, last week

Wow

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE — so media would have to say "NICE agents"

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

I think US Special Forces should be able to bet on themselves completing their mission.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Yeah, that spec ops soldier shouldn’t have insider bet.

But man is tough to see a veteran get the book thrown at him while DC politicians, appointees, and staffers do this stuff with impunity.

Just doesn’t seem fair.

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm.

Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.

[Brandon @Trash_Man84]

I wish Toby Keith was alive to see the USA sticking a boot up the ass of Iran.

[malmesburyman @malmesburyman]

I want the Trump presidential library to have a hall of these etched in marble. I’ll take my children and show them.

“Dad, were you there when Trump told the Iranians open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards and said praise be to Allah on Easter?”

“I wasn’t just there, son. I was posting.”

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

I hope Trump posts “Happy Power Plant Day” followed by “Allahu Akbar” on Tuesday.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

American Exceptionalism. 🇺🇸

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

- (1) Colonel rescued in Iran
- (3) Planes lost ($120M-$200M)
The left loses their mind over the cost

- ($90B) dollars of equipment left behind in Afghanistan by Biden... no concerns from the left

These people are sick

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

“American and Japan Twitter just found each other and the alliance is stronger than we ever imagined”

[Chris Waterman @chriswaterman17]

Dealer pulls a 7 card 21 on me and they’re getting splashed.

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

ICE agents shown ripping families apart and shooting people.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

This is incredibly generous.

TSA agents across the country are relying on food pantries and community donations just to get by.

I remain the lone Dem to vote with my Republican colleagues to fully fund DHS and get people paid.

It should never come to this point.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"i need a vehicle to deliver the mail that lasts half a century"

grumman: "no problem"

"i also need a heavy strategic bomber that uses low observable stealth to penetrate enemy air defenses"

grumman: "you are not gonna believe this"