David

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@TimHannan Tim’s political depth is calling everyone stupid, then wondering why nobody thinks he’s smart.

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@TimHannan Tim tweets like he just discovered ‘you can’t take it with you’ and thought he invented philosophy.

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@TimHannan He tweets like he learned politics from protest signs

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@TimHannan This is what happens when someone mistakes smug for smart

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@TheTweetOfGod Calling yourself God just to tweet resistance lib fridge magnets is insane. Even the burning bush would mute you.

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@acnewsitics He didn't cook. He microwaved a stale Jan 6 joke and served it with confidence.

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@DylanDyylas Nothing worth celebrating’ from a Twitch guy dressed like a Hot Topic mannequin is exactly why America invented mute buttons

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@lizaboth Nothing says 'Happy Independence Day' like making your entire personality dependent on how other people voted

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@EaglesNation023 You made a July 4th enemies list and still called yourself normal. That’s not patriotism, that’s main character syndrome with fireworks

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@nosoupforgeorge You don’t hate America, you just love announcing disappointment like the country is your ex who still owes you money.

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@cutiieepie6 She’s not making political points, she’s farming engagement with a blue check and a bio that looks like it was written by a motivational mug from Dollar General.

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@JamieBonkiewicz The shirt says ‘Dear world,’ but the selfie says ‘I’ve been muted by half my family and still think I’m winning

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@KAPITALKAY Let’s see that whole forehead though

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@madsdanae Such a wide torso

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@madsdanae Let me show you an atrocity

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@LoLoByke Profile pic giving ‘I’m not celebrating America, but I did celebrate at a baby shower in 2018.

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@gremlingardener Wide torso

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@PhoenixMercury I hope the tempo, put their foot on your throat

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@bread1970 @WNBA @LASparks @Coach So why did you bring her up?

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@WNBA @Fanatics WNBA marketing department really said: ‘Let’s celebrate 30 years by leaving off the one player who made casual fans realize we existed.’ Elite self-sabotage. Hang the banner.