Whiskery Ginger

Regional Man of Mystery

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@paigetmurphy @SkeltonHope You play in the SEC?
Weird. Never heard of you

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@Booduh @burternie5 @lannafoster @whiskers163 @AP No. You are wrong.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

The presidential version of “I have a black friend”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@LillyWinwood that #vikingshit

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

I fear the worlds future generations will be burdened with the insanity of our...wait...I don't have kids. Carry on.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@jamesetchison I ran one for years. So i think you can. Easily.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

I smell a #CoolRunnings reboot in the works.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@LillyWinwood the number of tequila shots you wanted?

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

What's an addiction besides an overzealous routine?

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@MoreAndAgain Being white is just... alright.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@DavidOAtkins Well, the federal government would fall in with the latter, You Schmuck.

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

There’s been as much talk about illegal touching in this game as the Alabama senate race

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut

And now, the weather...

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Congress’s Joint Committee on Taxation estimates the GOP tax bill will cost $1 trillion even after accounting for economic growth. https://t.co/A5CpuIZJpu

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

Just so we’re 100% clear:

The GOP is about to pass a tax bill they’ve consistently lied about, that has illegible handwriting for amendments, that is going to be signed by a president who increasingly looks like he was illegitimately elected with the help of a foreign adversary

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@kristenschaaled Because they believe they will be part of the 1% one day. Sad.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@tomsegura The Irish fuck sheep

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@kristenschaaled @andyjuett @realDonaldTrump You're Awesome. Kristen. Not you Donald.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

@cinemasins I fucked my back up cause I thought I was 20 again. Beside the point. #EEW never disappoints. Watching them straight through. If you could eventually do a "28 weeks later" for an old man, it would be appreciated. Thanks for all the joy you've given me.

[Whiskery Ginger @DavidDettmering]

Hey @Walgreens I just talked a cashier into giving a woman a pack of pampers for $3. Maybe hire me in loss prevention