David Ehrlich

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

After this week, I’m going home and finding a wife, buying a house and blocking Cody turners number.

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

I fucking love working outside

[NWS Grand Rapids @NWSGrandRapids]

2/15/2022 1:25 PM: A system will move through Wednesday into early Friday. ½ inch to an inch of rain is expected on Wednesday with a wintry Mix early Thurs. That mix will transition to all so midday Thurs with the heaviest snow Thurs evening into early Friday.

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

“I’m gonna go to bed early tonight”
Also me at 2am:

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Tommy Fury has pulled out of the fight due to a “medical condition” and Tyron Woodley is stepping in for December 18th for the official rematch.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Make humanity a multiplanet species!

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

@taylorswift13 my girlfriend is trying to start a fight with me right now so she can be ready for your new album tomorrow lol can you tell her to stop

[Mortal Kombat Movie @MKMovie]

Consider this your invitation to Mortal Kombat. See Mortal Kombat in theaters and streaming on HBO Max – April 23. #MortalKombatMovie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

XPrize team will manage the $100M carbon capture prize

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am become meme,
Destroyer of shorts

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No highs, no lows, only Doge

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

ur welcome

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dogecoin is the people’s crypto

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

To the moon 🚀

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

Remember back in the day we used to go to bars for drinking and New Years

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

@AlexWeiss23 Install one of these bad boys in your toilet seat and you’ll never have to buy toilet tissues again 😎

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

Can we stop saying Merry Christmas in early November, it’s giving my bank account anxiety just thinking about how not ready it is for it. 😅

[David Ehrlich @DavidEhelich]

Working nights is actually worse then getting hit by a F151 jet fighter plane, go ahead and fact check me.

[iamjakehill ⚔️ @iamjakehill]

Lettuce is trash

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Get totally stoked. @SouthPark's Pandemic Special is tonight at 8/7c.