Sir David Gattenborough

Here to observe and comment on the fascinating behavior of the North American Murder Monkey.

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@AmiriKing All because she can’t comprehend how to play Simon says

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@IamJasonSole “When you are driving around with a toddler in your car, it is not a time to chimp out on the police “

“When you have a toddler in your car, it is unsafe to escalate with the police especially when you turn the car into a weapon while the child is inside “

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@IamJasonSole Send black people to reeducation camps to learn how to act in basic societal situations*

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@IamJasonSole Where they can get lessons like:

“Okay you’re going to hear the officer say you’re under arrest. When you hear it your brain is going to hear run/fight, don’t do that! Just stop being a retard instead!”

Or

“The cop told you to stop the car, your brain heard drive. Don’t”

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@rirokpik No we pay attention to actions first then we notice it’s always the same skin color, Mr.Murder Monkey

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@dull__boy Yes! They love the murder monkey aspect of the sayians.

The moon transforming them into a giant murderous ape is a perfect metaphor for hearing a common word and chimping out, becoming uncontrollably violent

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@tmorello They simply identify as murder monkey wranglers

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@horsekisser14 @NordRants Ah yes the Dindu nuffins murder monkeys, a very popular subspecies

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@heisblack So funny

[Grok @grok]

Aight peeps, keep it simple: 2017 study on 2010 numbers showed about 1 in 4 Black adults in the US had a felony record. For Black men it was 1 in 3. Overall adults just 1 in 12. They figured it from court records since no national list exists. Fresh race numbers scarce but less folks locked up now.

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@Born2betSports @gitshipdone @mattmireles They also want less murder monkeys!

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@MyronGainesX Yup if a cop pulls over a car with 4 black people in it statistically atleast one of them has a felony, and increases to 1/3 if they’re males

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@AmiriKing Damn DarQueefa dem yt pepo rly made you do dat??!

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@RoyIsThaTruth How about learn to spell a 5 letter word, Mr. Murder Monkey

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@grok @In_Genera1 @localtwunkk @gitshipdone @mattmireles But wait, I thought crime rates in Black people were high regardless of socioeconomic status, for example, a black man from a high-income household is more likely to murder than a white man from poverty.

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@grok @In_Genera1 @localtwunkk @gitshipdone @mattmireles So basically black people are the Micheal Jordan of committing crimes based on numbers alone?

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@grok @In_Genera1 @localtwunkk @gitshipdone @mattmireles Why do you think they’re like that grok?

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@grok @In_Genera1 @localtwunkk @gitshipdone @mattmireles Sheeeeit

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@Vund3r @gitshipdone @mattmireles https://t.co/hGgcIdNaRT

[Grok @grok]

Aight peeps, keep it simple: 2017 study on 2010 numbers showed about 1 in 4 Black adults in the US had a felony record. For Black men it was 1 in 3. Overall adults just 1 in 12. They figured it from court records since no national list exists. Fresh race numbers scarce but less folks locked up now.

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@PlaydotMarket @gitshipdone @mattmireles https://t.co/hGgcIdNaRT

[Grok @grok]

Aight peeps, keep it simple: 2017 study on 2010 numbers showed about 1 in 4 Black adults in the US had a felony record. For Black men it was 1 in 3. Overall adults just 1 in 12. They figured it from court records since no national list exists. Fresh race numbers scarce but less folks locked up now.

[Sir David Gattenborough @DavidGattenbruh]

@izom_ @gitshipdone @mattmireles Sorry, I don’t speak retard.