David Green

More refreshing than a moist towelette...

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When your stream interrupts and you miss the winning run after watching all 18 innings buffer free... #firstworleseriesproblems #worldseries

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FOREST CAPTAIN full episodes are now available online! 🌲

Thanks to the Niagara Falls Cultural Development Fund for helping bring it to life. 💯

We hope you enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it! 😃

https://t.co/tFLcapFvN8

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@trishstratuscom @NFComicCon Hi Trish! It was great meeting you at CGT, thank you so much for your vote! I'll be working with the media doing some filming at ComicCon this weekend and would love to catch up with you if you if you have time for a quick interview 😀

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@BRUCETEEL Thanks Bruce! Sorry for the delayed reply, I hardly use Twitter these days :)

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These days kids learn about the birds and the bees from Twitter and Bumble...

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Slide into those direct messages! Seize the day! #CarpeDM

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Just signed up for 5am Baton classes. That's twirly in the morning...

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The movie Ghandi is about a man who goes on a hunger strike because everyone is angry and fighting. They should have called it The Fast and the Furious... #ghandiin60seconds

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My dog just contracted Covid-19. Of course, in dog years that's Covid-62...

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Old MacDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had crippling debt! EI-IOU!

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I imagine that flamenco dancers make good fishermen. They really know how to cast a net...

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@CanadiensMTL https://t.co/fFxKgT22Dg

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The Habs are going to the Stanley Cup and my heart will go on!! #gohabsgo #MontrealCanadiens #CelineDion

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@scottmatla https://t.co/fFxKgT22Dg

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The Habs are going to the Stanley Cup and my heart will go on!! #gohabsgo #MontrealCanadiens #CelineDion

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The Habs are going to the Stanley Cup and my heart will go on!! #gohabsgo #MontrealCanadiens #CelineDion

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OUI THE NORTH!! #GOHABSGO

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Ever see a British guy rap about the Habs?!
https://t.co/uraScJZIRc #nhlplayoffs #gohabsgo #MontrealCanadiens

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This morning my wife told me she was going to hop in the shower. That seems like a very dangerous place for such an activity…

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I’ve never tried MDMA, but I’ve heard nothing but rave reviews…

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GO HABS GO!!!! #gohabsgo #nhlplayoffs

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GO HABS GO!!!! #Game7 #gohabsgo