David Harrison

| Business Solutions Specialist

[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Get to know your customer’s needs.
I tried to sell a customer a pocket calculator the other day.

But he politely said, “No thanks, I already know how many pockets I have.”

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Discounts and sales don't always work.
For example, the bed store had a huge sale, 50% off all 6ft long beds.

Turns out nobody really wants a 3ft bed though.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I had a salesman approach me and tell me his new computer would cut my workload by 50%.
So I bought 2 of them.

I think he lied.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

It’s no wonder most real estate agents are cheerful when they wake up each morning.
They have Lots to look forward to. 😏

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

The wheel business has started to really take off.
They are on a roll!

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I thought my workplace was amazing for going completely paperless.
But then I had to go to the bathroom…

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

It’s okay to make drastic work-life changes.
The donut maker quit his job and never looked back.

He really hated the hole business.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Not everyone is cut out to be a CEO…the Vampire tried, but he couldn't stand the stakeholders.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I decided to try out a new hobby this year, so I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He gave me 13.
I love a good freebie!

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Be realistic when setting goals.
If you are a nose, you can't strive to be 12 inches long.

Then you would be a foot.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Limitations need not hold you back.
For example, most people know all 26 letters of the alphabet, but for some reason, I only know 25.

I don't know y.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I tried to come up with a vegan joke for you, but it was too cheesy.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I wanted to tell this great joke about boxing…but I forgot the punchline.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I love technology.

As a result…my New Year's Resolution is 1080p

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

A little #MondayMotivation for you all!

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts.”
-Winston Churchill

Wherever you find yourself right now…keep going!

#finishwell #business #leadership

[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

This holiday season, remember that everything is okay in moderation.

My computer loves microchips, memory sticks, and cookies.
But just a few bytes of each.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas. I hope you have a holiday season filled with rest and relaxation, making memories with your nearest and dearest. Thanks to our customers for another terrific year.

#MerryChristmas #Christmas2022

[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Never be afraid to accept help when it’s offered.
Santa didn't even need to pay for his sleigh.
It was on the house.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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[David Harrison @DavidHarr1son]

I have 2 unwritten rules for life:

1.
2.

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