DaveJambo

Borscht man gets paid

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

I'm pinning this tweet to the top of my profile so I can bow down to its glory for the rest of time. https://t.co/flGAve6Jvu

[Phil Kessel @PKessel81]

Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@Leafer1984 @jakebeleafs would have been kadri for TJ brodie and Mark Jankowski. and yes, im a broken person and knew that info off-hand.

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@DeclanMcmanusII @jonassiegel if you're not going to read the article, why even comment lmao

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

not the point of the article, but the Red Wings should be rocking these unis full time. By far their best look in recent years.

[Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel]

Why the Maple Leafs should be bidders in the Dylan Larkin sweepstakes — if they can: https://t.co/CxbyN4LxmK

[mj @Hockey_Is_All]

Vegas lost today, so NHL headlines are going to have to be a bit more creative. Here are some thoughts:

"The Leafs should be kicking themselves for trading away the pick Carolina used to select Game 2 OT hero, Seth Jarvis"

"Freddy Andersen, once bullied and run out of town in Toronto, records first career Stanley Cup Finals win"

"Hurricanes win 4-3 in OT...Also, the Leafs suck too"

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@MarvelousMark17 @joeyferg Well theoretically you take those picks, plus the Colorado one and put together a package in a separate move for that D from somewhere else

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@MitchReid10 @JeffVeillette If someone comes and offers to buy your house off you for 50% more than it's worth, it doesn't matter how much you love that house, you have to at least consider it

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@NeedlesOnNews @danwass @JeffVeillette The Russian prospect just won rookie of the year in the KHL. it's a really interesting trade proposal. Hard to win this trade from a average fan pov though with how much the people love knies

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@domluszczyszyn how about San Jose's first? feel like that might make sense for them

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@MaheshNYCTO i probably do the same, but it's still crazy to think about

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@Leafs_Universe That's exactly the kind of move I was thinking of.

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@nilliamwylander can't say i've seen anything from him to indicate it would be a good hire

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

"Why are Leaf fans so annoying?"

I dunno, maybe because we haven't played a game since April yet two NHL GMs and several media members can't get our name outta their mouths and other fanbases hate us merely for existing. Almost like if you left us alone, we'd leave you alone.

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@Bloke_Baz i like using words i've only ever read and completely butchering the pronunciation

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@JFreshHockey the stripes and hurricane warning flags around the bottom really elevate it. bottom tier logo, but the look as a whole isn't bad at all imo.

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@_NickRichard he's somehow worse at this now than when he was first doing them as a London Knight

[DaveJambo @DavidJambo]

@Leafer1984 A former NHL player with an mba seems better than either of those two things individually. At least in theory.