David Alderman

self confessed Actor

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@PiotrCieplak That looks tough! Be strong!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@ThreeUKSupport There are issues at least once a week. I am working at home today. Well, I thought, I was but your service is down again. I have my phone and my Broadband contract with you. Please could you reduce my bill every time there is No Service in Central London?

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@ThreeUKSupport why is three 5G down in central London again and again and again?

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

Episode Two: Where best to watch Eurovision https://t.co/dnWt3OZL2p via @acast
TAKE A LISTEN to our favourite eurowife and eurohusband #eurovision @Eurovision IT’s going TO be MARVELLOUS! See you in Liverpool! “I wrote a song”

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@virginmedia I have cancelled my contract and you are still billing me. I have recorded the phone conversation when I cancelled it over the phone. I have the email confirmation cancellation. WHY ARE YOU STILL SENDING ME DEMANDS FOR PAYMENT!

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

Can I borrow your sunbed please Derek???

[Derek Digests🏳️‍🌈 @DerekDigests]

Derek on the fuel crisis…
#petrolpanic #GasCrisis #comedy #derekdigests

[Derek Digests🏳️‍🌈 @DerekDigests]

Derek on the fuel crisis…
#petrolpanic #GasCrisis #comedy #derekdigests

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@TheGreenParty Looking forward to a serious bit of hilarity this evening!!!

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Here's a sneak peek at our Party Political Broadcast 👀🎥

Watch tonight on @ITV at 18:25 and @BBCOne at 18:55!

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets to @CompanyWestEnd on @TodayTixUK. Tap to unlock: https://t.co/PsDal5trFT

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@thecastlecinema watched #Incredibles2 yesterday afternoon. What a beautiful Cinema!!! Aircon in this heat was tremendous too. Thank you for a wonderful first time!

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

Tonight we are celebrating @LittleMissEmma

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@pamannairbitch you are truly amazing!!!! THANK YOU!!!! Yaaaaaaasssss

[Lady Pamela More @UndercoverPam]

Really rather chuffed to be part of @brightonfringe this year! Who's coming? Shall we rent a yacht @mizbeck @KReinthaller @CMarinaAlmeida ⛵

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

If I cry in the shower, I can pretend they're not tears.

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@Markgatiss loving your tremendous filthy work in @BoysBandPlay Xdja @Davidjman

[David Alderman @Davidjman]

@SashaNemeckova very good, very good! @Davidjman

[Hannah Silverman @SilvermanHannah]

.@Wine_Australia are looking for the next big thing in the UK wine trade - is it you? http://t.co/X0tAS6dF8G https://t.co/fiFH9m7JAE