DavesNotHereMan

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@FantasyPros Ya that’s what happens when you are down EIGHT wide receivers

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@CA_FPPC The form 700 portal is crashed and we have people trying to finish filing for the election. What do we tell them?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@JohnPalminteri Hey @JohnPalminteri any idea what happened last night in Goleta around 11 ? Heard tons of sirens, scanner told the deputies to meet at the old town station.

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@RealSkipBayless Yikes…this guy follows football? Did you forget all the injured niners?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@AlysAdorkable @AliceCallipyge Looked better before the surgery

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@SBSOPIO Sounds like the Sheriff's department did their job

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@JohnPalminteri Heard the sirens turned on the scanner to late to hear the call, thanks

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@lonelyxlillian Depends on cost

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@lonelyxlillian How much do you charge? Per hour? What about 20 minutes? Do I get charged for the full hour?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@lonelyxlillian Elementary school would be a good start

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@lonelyxlillian “How much?”

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@annamlulis When Christ comes to you in a vision and tells you to start murdering all the non-believers, would you mind if you could do me first so I dont have to see it coming or suffer?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@JohnPalminteri I wonder if mommy and daddy bought that for them? Or are they way upside down?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@kakeeler @Edhat Do you know what a resolution is?

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@clerpatriot LOL every single one of my conservative friends have said this. They are literally the ones bringing it up. They 100% care

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@GuntherEagleman lol you morons know Powell was put into power by Donald Trump

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@GuntherEagleman Prepare to be disappointed

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@DHSgov @Sec_Noem @POTUS I really don’t like what this admin has done to the DHS…go ahead and deport illegal aliens but the propaganda can be turned way down, I’m happy to rewrite this in a professional way that appeals to moderates and independents alike. Let me know.

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@mtgreenee Uh oh she is turning on the fuhrer!

[DavesNotHereMan @DavidJrfromCA]

@ksorbs lol look I don’t care for the guys politics but when the right straight lies about candidates it kills their credibility…something the left and the right ran out of long ago