David Keres

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@Absolutemtb1 If I had a dollar for every time I was drunk and had to ask that question…I’d have ones of dollars

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@bertkreischer The color lasts 2 weeks, the shame lasts forever

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@ExceedLbX Inflation valve

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@PeterSchiff Your math is senseless, they're not throwing cash off a float in a parade you twat, they're fighting for their survival

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@PeterSchiff Go eat your tie you soft, old man. You've never had to survive a test or you wouldn't suffer such frivolities.

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

Does Zelenskyy despise the old, soft weakness in the room around him. We've forgotten the hard times that forged our resolve to do what is right. Hard times make hard men, hard men make soft times, soft times make soft men, soft men make hard times...steel yourself.

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[David Keres @DavidKeres]

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[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Self doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@ShittySuze If you're trying to sleep with him, try not punching him in the nut sac...

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@nypost This is insane, has anyone on this thread bothered to learn about this story before going after the kid again?!? The entire point is that he did NOTHING wrong. Go read, learn, think for yourself don't condemn this kid just off the pic and your assumptions #dontjustreadheadlines

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@Phil_E_Phanatic @bertkreischer This will be my choice when drunk @bertkreischer asks for "best translations of my drunk tweets"

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@AlyssaOnTheEnd Phenomenal...I listen to Moira with a thesaurus in my lap 🤣🤣🤣

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

Did the guy that taped this really just say "what if he had just froze, wouldn’t have done anything -- he wouldn’t have gotten shot"?!? You start chasing me with guns, I'm gonna run too!!! Seriously, he just made this the victims fault?!?!? #AhmaudArbery

[David Keres @DavidKeres]

@tomsegura How else is a guy supposed to pay for his albino giraffe hunting expeditions...geez.