David Lemoine

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@TeamCavuto @RobertRayWx @FoxBusiness @foxweather Drama Queen much?

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@TeamCavuto great closing, if Norway’s in to it, we should be too.

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@FoxNews even though you blurred out the 2 bodies on the pavement, highly inappropriate to show videos of shooting. It’s a sacred site. Stop sensationalizing violence.

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@elonmusk I’m a big fan of yours, but you’re starting to look like a Diva. Calm the hell down and let this deal work out. People are betting a lot of money on you, and you’re letting us down. How can I buy a Tesla if the Twitter deal turds?

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@elonmusk someone needs to put a muzzle on Elon. Every time he opens his mouth, my stock options swirl like a turd in the toilet. We’d like to make some money on the deal too.

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@PatrickMahomes @BrittanyLynne @Ferrari Last time I went shopping for a Ferrari, I wore my pajamas too.

[David Lemoine @DavidLe31348754]

@nbcsnl if I were a writer, I’d bring Chris Rock on and write a skit with him playing various roles: used car salesman, fast food counter help, cell phone salesman, weather man, etc. in each situation, a character looking like Will Smith gets mad and slaps Chris. Followed by