>Be Jeremy Clarkson
>Spend decades mocking the nanny state and bureaucracy on TV
>Buys a farm and actually works it
>Realize the government is destroying the working class and the food supply
>Expose the insane government bureaucracy destroying British farmers
>Becomes the face of the british farmers
>Opportunity to become the modern-day Cincinnatus leaving the plow to save the Empire if he wants too
>The Leader Britain actually needs
His genius generates gravity, he might be able to save the UK.