David Makey

One of the greatest people to ever walk the earth. Unconfirmed.

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@JAJBurrell @TheMasters I could do that but there's no water at @beverleygolf

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@JAJBurrell @Uzzell01 @jodistow Couldn't be trusted with the money. Undersoil heating and those blue luxury seats installed straight away.

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Just finished this. You're a nice man @DerrenBrown

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Obvious that someone at Lego is a Human Centipede fan

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Not sure if the homeless are being boarded out or in @bbcburnsy

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Last time in London,hat-trick of celebs @DJSpoony @georgealagiah @scott_mills spotted.So far this time Mills(again) & @gdavies.One to go.

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24 degrees and sunny. Seen two blokes wearing scarfs. Have a word with yourself lads.

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Highlight of Saturday at Big Weekend, meeting @bbcburnsy what a legend

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The night Adele got found out.

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Let's just start 2016 again shall we...

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@BarnetFC would have won 35k if you lads had got another on Saturday!

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@bbcburnsy sneaking in the f bomb during The Who, Ronnie would be proud.

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@amii0484 @DerrenBrown it was me who picked your word & revealed on stage, and I've got no idea why! He's a witch!

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@_youhadonejob has he eaten it?

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@Estie_dt enjoy!

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Never has a man wearing a neck scarf looked so smug...

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The Mrs' doodles reveal some concerns about my @DerrenBrown ticket purchase.

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@Kezbo134 cheers Kerry! Just having a play with my new toys!

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Life changing moment. Pepperoni, chilli and baked bean pizza.