David MacLaren

Toon Army follower and golf person. Husband to Mary, handicap 2, father to Rebecca handicap 6 and Meghan, now a grown up Golf Professional..

[Ladies European Tour @LETgolf]

The bunkers at DLF Golf & CC 😳

@meg_maclaren | #HWIO2026

[Secret Club Pro @secretclubprov]

I’m sorry but if you’re charging thousands for membership and hundreds for greenfees,I certainly wouldn’t make the golfer carry a bag of muddy divot mix round with them ….😎😎😎

[Lee at NFTV @LeeAtNFTV]

The issue last night outside of Coventry City FC was so poor.

Hundreds of fans still trying to get in at 7.55pm (home club's fault) and some didn't have a QR code or scanner on their digital tickets, one was mine.

Queues at the box office which took over 20 minutes to get me sorted, some longer.

Poor experience, and that was even the football played. We won't discuss that. 🤬

[Block305 @Block305_LFC]

Hello @etihad, I’ve just been quoted £4000 for return flights to Abu Dhabi.
Can you please clarify if I need to pay the full amount? Or do I pay £115 and the Abu Dhabi Government pays the rest?

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Which hole number would you play?

You can play those holes only for the rest of your life.

Give me and 4, 13 or 16.

[Meghan MacLaren @meg_maclaren]

More ✍️ from the same blog if clicking the link is a a step too far 🇮🇹🏁

[Meghan MacLaren @meg_maclaren]

A little bit of ✍️

[Meghan MacLaren @meg_maclaren]

“It’s a lot of hours to be awake for. It’s nine hours since I finished my round and it’ll be another five before I’m home in my own bed. I should be re-watching episodes of The West Wing but somehow my golf thoughts won…” https://t.co/2iXdFZawEB

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Real GOATs were released on 1999 and no one can change my mind…The West Wing and Sopranos 🪦

[Fredrik Lindblom @f_lindblom]

Husband VS my tour playing wife @hannahbggg . Hole 2 at Port Stewart (ranked 88th in the world). Who you got?

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

Villa under Emery have rebuilt their squad—1 point. Spurs spent roughly £380m—2 points. Iraola at Liverpool—6 points.

​Meanwhile, we’ve undergo huge squad changes and have a manager just six weeks into the job. Taking 5 points from a brutal opening run is a solid foundation while things take time to click ⚽️📈

​That doesn't excuse last night’s performance at all—the problems were clear and need addressing 🧠

​But perspective is massive right now. We’re blooding a young squad with 7 key players missing through injury. There are going to be real highs and frustrating lows as this team develops. Stay patient, back the lads, and keep looking at the bigger picture 🖤🤍

​What are your realistic expectations and team for the weekend? Let me know below before I do a video on this later 👇

#NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

[James Woods @Stymied69R]

Dictionary of golf

[David MacLaren @DavidMGolf]

@StaysureGolf @euLegendsTour ❤️❤️❤️

[Matt James @mrj614]

@WutRUdoinhere @mgchiversNCG @WestwoodLee @IanJamesPoulter They should play the DPWT Champions Tour….oh wait, there isn’t one….they can kick rocks. 50 and 53. They bring no value or would draw anyone to watch them on the PGA Tour.

[Newcastle United Women @NUFCWomen]

Three points on the road! 🤩

[Jedi @BostonCarvrJedi]

@jamierkennedy @GolfDigest Portstewart higher than #10!!

[David MacLaren @DavidMGolf]

There is some North and South confusion here! Here is their Island of Ireland rankings:

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Top 10 courses in Ireland.

(According to the latest @GolfDigest rankings)

🇮🇪 1. Ballybunion
🇮🇪 2. Lahinch
🇮🇪 3. Portmarnock
🇮🇪 4. Waterville
🇮🇪 5. St Patrick's
🇮🇪 6. Carne
🇮🇪 7. Old Head
🇮🇪 8. Brittas Bay
🇮🇪 9. Adare Manor
🇮🇪 10. Portstewart

[BillNUFC @Somebogypnceto1]

You simply CANNOT have ONE bad performance in this Newcastle side if you want to stay on the ‘fans’ good side. Embarrassing the amount of stick some of the lads (and even Jaissle!) have got between Bournemouth and now. Grow up. #nufc

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

I want to tell you about my friend.
He was fired in the fallout from the Good Good/ Callaway ad.
He made a mistake and it cost him his job. It will always be part of his story.
But it isn't his whole story and I thought you should know the rest.
https://t.co/eggToOybC6

[Today's Golfer @TheTodaysGolfer]

We re-ranked the top 100 golf courses in the UK and Ireland for 2026...

...and the Old Course has been dethroned!

See the new No. 1 and the full ranking here:

🔗 https://t.co/AsNM6Ifo6Q

[Lee Forster ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ @LeeDForster]

📞 Al-Rumayyan: "Morning David, how do we stop Bob from Blakelaw / Kev from Kenton moaning about #NUFC on X?"

📞 Hopkinson: "Well, I've an idea...but it's going to cost ya £200m"

📞 Al-Rumayyan: "Crack on. I'm sick of the moaning fuckers..."

Apparently 🤷‍♂️

#NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️