David Michael Hahn

Wife: @emilyrhahn
Child 1: #OurSweetClementine
Child 2: #OurCozyRosie
Child 3: #ThudNation
Aka Young Step
#HahnQuintet

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Clementine
Rosemary
Theodore

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

The best to ever do it!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We have signed Dustin Colquitt to a one-day contract. He will officially retire as a Kansas City Chief ❤️

Congrats on a well-earned retirement, @dustincolquitt2!

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

“Have you ever heard of Applebees?” - #GemsFromKim

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Someone please make this make sense. How do these numbers math? @Apple @AppleSupport

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

It is the year 2025 and this song still slaps:

https://t.co/NxcwpLok2o

@jonasbrothers

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

I also apologize. That is why i dont try to spike the ball. 😂

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

The show @WildKratts_TV is perfect from top to bottom. No notes. From the education it provides about animals, the humor, and a top tier theme song - it’s the perfect kids show @TheKrattBros

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

He came back over today and requested we watch it from the beginning because he missed that part. #GemsFromKim

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

My mother and father are babysitting my kids. I come home and they are watching The Secret Life of Pets. I hear him mutter to himself, “man, these animals have been through a lot.” #GemsFromKim

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

My mother and father are babysitting my kids. I come home and they are watching The Secret Life of Pets. I hear him mutter to himself, “man, these animals have been through a lot.” #GemsFromKim

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Yes, I did just google synonyms for the term “willy-nilly” as I figured a synonym would make for a better word to use on an application filed with the IRS.

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

How are you celebrating today @dkvine?

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Rosemary is going to make one heck of a nose tackle one day based on how she dives at our feet as we try to walk.

[Syracuse Men’s Basketball @Cuse_MBB]

𝓞𝓯����𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓞𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 ✍️

Welcome to the #CuseFamily, @kiyananthony! 🍊

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Top 5 all time tv character list might include Tom Branson. That's all, that’s the tweet.

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Just like they drew it up #ChiefsKingdom

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

We needed this rain

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Happy National Kids Won’t Go To Sleep Because They Had Too Much Sugar Day for those who celebrate

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Hot take: Lorelai Gilmore and Lady Mary Crawley are basically the same character and also some of the worst characters in all of television history.

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

@VulkanARPG @SayuriArtsy Get me one and the venmo will be in your inbox immediately.

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

Can’t believe the refs caused Purdy to throw 3 INTs 🤯🤯🤯 #ChiefsKingdom

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

@MarkEHartman #GoYals

[David Michael Hahn @daviDMHahn]

You know you’ve hit adult status when your parents offer to buy you new gutters for your house for your birthday and you are excited about the present