David Morrell Jr

[perfect tweets @_thesayings_]

One of the hardest thing in life is forcing yourself to forget the things that made you happy just because it's over. #SLT

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

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[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

Dumbledore I really wish your Elder Wand wasn't so f**king big!!
-Keith

[Dave Turner @mrdaveturner]

If the working week were Take That, Tuesday would be Jason Orange. Nobody's entirely sure why it's there or what purpose it serves.

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

@MPTS4L had a great time with you too papa smurf!

[Tommy Martin @MPTS4L]

Woo hoo double date!! 4 gays are gonna bring the house down!!! (@ Yard House w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/oIlULm

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

@MPTS4L <3

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

@MPTS4L I'm down. :) I'm good at tearin down walls. Just lemme get a sledge hammer.. ;)

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

@MPTS4L "If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one; If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd.” I know..

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

It makes sense that conservative movements are also what constipated people have.

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

Think Ima hit the hay. Gotta a super fun day of tanning and dates with my boyfriend planned for in the morning! <3

[David Morrell Jr @DavidMorrellJr]

.... Guys. Just a warnin. It is really hard bein a woman....