Dave Ritter

father to Shiloh, Randy Savage enthousiast

[Dave Ritter @DavidMRitter]

Me on Me on
Sept 30 Oct 1

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@CodifyBaseball The Chicago White Sox should wear white socks.

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@elonmusk You are a wank pheasant

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at Elon Musk is a wank pheasant

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@elonmusk is a wank pheasant

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@elonmusk is a wank pheasant

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

the only “wicked” I want to hear about is the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem

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@JayCuda What would the White Sox look like if they wore white socks?

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@Cubs

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One of the finest examples of #BaseballMath that I ever seen

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

The MLB season is 11.11% complete.

some examples equivalent to how far along the season is

sorry if this makes no sense

[Dave Ritter @DavidMRitter]

@DanhausenAD May her memory be for a blessing

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Vive le Sami Zayn
Vive le Québec libre
#WWEChamber

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Watching Guy Fieri eat a French Dip and he said “man, love the jus” and in this climate, it was nice to hear.

[𝒴𝑜𝒿𝒾 🚫🧊 𝒜𝓃𝒥𝑜𝑒 @jockonimus]

here it is, your moment of zen

[Bulls on CHSN @CHSN_Bulls]

Ayo canceled Kyrie

[vince @vincestaples]

Since we on the subject of Jewish people pastrami good as hell. Y’all went crazy on that one. Thank you.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Danny Trejo stands with the Jewish community. Los Angeles is a place that people should come together. L'chaim!

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

[Dave Ritter @DavidMRitter]

@eggshellfriend When you clean a vacuum cleaner, it is YOU who becomes the vacuum cleaner.

[Jeff @usedwigs]

maybe my favorite thing ever

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i bet it’s because we did something good 🙂