Blues for life 💙💙

Software Engineer |#Virgo|Chelsea Fan

[Blues for life 💙💙 @Davidmyke6]

@AdewunmyO @hybrawhym @seyii_ayeni i go send my aza i don mark this tweet ooo

[Sh♧rif @Sherif4L]

Me,the child,the mother,my mother,her mother,my uncle,Tolu,Tola,Ayo,Wale,Wareez,Timi and Dami
We will all suffer.

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

600 (six hundred human beings), along with 15 corpers, kidnapped on the same day. There is not a single word of it on the streets.

Are we not toying with gunpowder?

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[soph @_brumxx]

This is the brokest I’ve been in a while and I’m usually broke. It’s like a new level unlocked

[Blues for life 💙💙 @Davidmyke6]

@ChuksEmma947401 I’m interested

[A*POP @_siiphaa]

the way my problems are eagerly waiting for this salary.. i'm not even looking forward to getting paid.😭

[ラムさん @houseingcal]

どうしてこんな面白いゲーム思いつ��の🤣

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

My nephew collected his report card yesterday.

Out of 20 pupils in his class, he came 18th.

His dad said, "So you only managed to know book more than the last two people in your class?" 😂

My nephew immediately replied,
"Daddy, they copied me."

Apparently, the "last two people" are his best friends, Samuel and Daniel. 😂

His dad just shouted,
"My money dey waste oooo!" 😂😂

The way everybody burst into laughter ehn... 🤣

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

“No pain no gain”

All the pain wey Nigeria don cause me, wetin I gain?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"summer this, summer that", oga you’re in Nigeria.. it’s rainy season please.

don't annoy me!!!

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

You go dress up make you commot, she go come dey make minor adjustments for your face and pick small small things commot from your beards.

You go just dey casually gist am how project wey you dey do dey drain your funds, next thing you don receive heavy alert with caption “my own little contribution, please manage”.

Una go dey waka for public place, next thing she don grab your arm make she dey close to you.

You go commot like this, she go send you text ask you wetin you go like chop before you come back.

You go just dey house like this, next thing she don tie wrapper wey don lose something thickness dey waka for your front dey shake bumbum.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:58 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 2 minutes will change my life:

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Please if you’re inviting me to your wedding, please warn your MC!

All these yeye wedding games that involves billing, Avoid it please. What do you mean, bridesmaids should come and collect my shoe, then I’ll use 200k to bail the shoe! How much is the shoe in the first place?

[FootballGhuru @FootballGhuru]

I think there’s more of Messi videos we havent seen yet 🤔

#FIFAWorldCup

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

This babe go think say I no get salt for house, na me hide am, make I no die before my time.

[DemiLade @Iameniolamyde]

Do you genuinely believe that prayer works?? If yes, repost.

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

170
My Dad didnt talk to me for 2 days,He later came back to tell me I’ll do better on my next one. Next one was 140 🥹