Lance Cooley

Senior Vice President of Stratton Oakmont

[Lance Cooley @DavidPage52]

It takes twice as long to build the bridges youve burned

[Lance Cooley @DavidPage52]

My best bud, wish I was home @logannewton13

[Lance Cooley @DavidPage52]

Get you a girl thats as loyal as a cleveland browns fan

[ali @alimegan15]

L I T E R A L L Y

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

Don’t mess with Texas women.

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

The internet never lies

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Speak for yourself, peasant!

[gloria FUCKING swanson @sIuttyspice]

RT for prosperity and luck https://t.co/zcIdRBmg2D

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Laughed WAY too hard at this 😂😂😂

[bcope @97Britt]

I am honestly so tired of this feeling

[Amanda @mandilee1994]

Can't sleep for crap