Paris

Uses a computer to try to make the world better. Campaign/comms strategist/stirrer for sale/hire to good people doing good things.

[Paris @DavidParis]

Wait are OneNation recruiting new staff?

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[Paris @DavidParis]

An almost entirely overlooked element of online age verification laws, it makes (real) journalism and whistleblowing much more difficult https://t.co/AVNRwRgkkv

[Paris @DavidParis]

lmao Iran Enlisted “Senior Psychologists” to Help Craft Messages to Trump Ahead of Agreement
https://t.co/iKeiYlpIu6

[Paris @DavidParis]

First time in my life I’ve considered the possibility that Lucky Bay in Esperance may not be the best Beach in Australia
#Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Paris @DavidParis]

Read this it is good
The State Of Sportswashing | Defector
https://t.co/X0N7oZj2Kv

[Paris @DavidParis]

Is this the most expensive nap ever taken

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[Paris @DavidParis]

all-time GREAT present for America’s 250th birthday loading

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

President Trump has no public events on his schedule again today. That means it has now been one week since he has appeared publicly for anything besides a pre-taped interview. His last public event was his cabinet meeting last Wednesday, one day after his trip to Walter Reed.

[Paris @DavidParis]

Not having Six Trophies for this cripples my soul in a way I never thought a podcast—much less the absence of one—could possibly hurt @netw3rk @SheaSerrano

[Paris @DavidParis]

Just as relevant in Oz given the rise in OneNation support.
The media’s desperate search for ‘moderate Nazis’

https://t.co/dLbtNlzlqT

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style

[Paris @DavidParis]

The name has absolutely sent me.

Dante Thrust.

Outstanding.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

hello

i have a new project

i spent a year working on it

it’s called HARD RELEASE — A Dante Thrust Erotic Escapade

it’s out today

here are the first 40 seconds of the audiobook, which comes with every purchase

buy it today https://t.co/0v0oyDt0oT

[Paris @DavidParis]

When a small group of these chimps enter occupied territory to harass and undermine the enemy with surprise attacks they become guerrillas.
That’s evolution.

[tanık @tanik_tr]

17 yavru ve 7 yetişkin maymunun öldüğü savaşın görüntüleri

[Bruno Maçães @MacaesBruno]

Best summary of America I have seen

[Paris @DavidParis]

Shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.
Confidential report found former home affairs boss Michael Pezzullo was ‘reckless’
https://t.co/jFsUoHECav

[Paris @DavidParis]

The entire world's experience of the Internet being largely dictated by a crucial but imperfect 30 year old American law is, to say the least, a challenge.
Can you have child safety and Section 230, too?
https://t.co/VBepA2bPeu

[Paris @DavidParis]

Learning about an action star’s death from a social media post by a war criminal, 2026 s pretty fucking weird

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend.

Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world.

May his memory be a blessing.

[Paris @DavidParis]

Finding a way to shit on season 23 LeBron after the Lakers’ recent run is another remarkable display of sustained effort at the highest level.
Skip is truly the LeBron James of whinging about LeBron James.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

You see LeBron dunk like this IN YEAR 23 … and you wonder why he never participated in a single Dunk Contest.

[Paris @DavidParis]

You should read some excellent words from @timhollo about the words you aren't allowed to use. You have to forgive the bad pun title, he is always like this.
Globalise the how's-your-father
https://t.co/HKxVEXPC0X